Ryan

Harriett brought more ice than the beast from the east. #MarriedAtFirstSight

I really thought we'd win today

If we're a serious football club then Dalot is off at HT and off to Saudi in Jan.

There are numerous players who've been on that pitch today that should never play for the club again. #MUFC

"Competitive"

Nagelsmann is the move. They'll never do it though.

"The Butcher"

Just watched Joey Essex v Dapper Laughs. Now watching Roman Reigns vs Los Angeles Knight. An incredible evening for combat sports.

Heads gone that this was 6 years ago.

Torturing myself by checking emails every 20 mins hoping for word on darts tickets #pdc

@PGMOL_FA if you're going to just make up the lines then don't show them on the TV.

How on earth is that ever a goal?

Please keep getting gassed though. Make it easier for Etihad tickets

Thrown it away. Awful subs.

I'm not even sure its possible to go 38-0!

Actually punched the air in delight.

Heard Horror Stories about leaving Lisbon Airport with the EES System. Told by BA to allow 3.5-4hrs. Done that and arrived 4 hours early. From entering the airport to being sat at the gates. 26 minutes.

Usyk to Zuffa.

That's a pen all day long by the way

Shutting up shop with half hour left at home is awful. #MUFC