@RyanHauder

on all levels except physical I am lighting mcqueen

Joined October 2012
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I am better than everyone I quit drinking and smoking this year
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pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie
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When I’m walking into work and I hear random yelling I like to play the game where’s the crackhead
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Is this real? #SmallestMan
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Punch Cat
@PunchingCat30 Sep 2024
bobcat
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me sending him on a noble quest to retrieve my water
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“I pray I get roofied”
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When it was supposed to be A good time but u blacked out & ruined everything.
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kiss ur dog goodnight – at Seattle, WA
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Minions
@Minions28 Oct 2022
How could you only take one??
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me convincing the youngest sibling to go ask mom for mcdonald’s
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woahh mann@ashhhhhhole28 Sep 2022
gm
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Someone please send me a pump up song playlist. I feel like I’m failing Louie as a sister right now
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the person who let me pass my drivers test deserves jail time for endangering the public
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My mom just thanked me for not ruining family photos because “I’m the most unphotogenic person she’s ever met” but I guess I did a good job the other day😂
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Merp :/
Who’s man???
Jake~MF~Trujillo@jaket54924 Jun 2022
We are coming for your right to vote next
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