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Ryan Kane

@RyanKaneMagic

Magician. Please Enjoy Responsibly. Author of “Out of Stock: A Magician’s Guide To Writing Your Own Lines”

 San Francisco
ryankanemagic.com
Joined May 2011
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The function of the artist is to make people like life better than they have before.
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“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel.
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The man who narrowly beat Hillary Clinton in 2016 (despite losing the popular vote by 3 million) just got indicted for mishandling classified documents—the crime the media spent the entire campaign speculating she may have done. (Spoiler: She didn't). #ButHerEmails
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Replying to @Delta
@Delta we’ve been waiting for our bags for 4 hours after a 2 hour delay. Now they’re trying to send the plane back to jfk from Barcelona with new passengers with our bags… leaving their bags behind. This is a mess. HELP US!!!
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This Tuesday, April 11th @ 9:30pm at @caveatnyc with @haydenismagic & @RyanKaneMagic You won't want to miss this show! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/3ni0zJH
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💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Drag queens are not trying to fuck your kids
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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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while i’m not a fan of donald trump, it is chilling to realize that this could happen to any one of us after livetweeting 34 consecutive crimes
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This show is going to be super fun! 4/11 9:30pm @caveatnyc Ticket link in bio! Hope to see you there!
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Anyway, here’s what union stagehands do
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After Rihanna's Super Bowl halftime show, they broke down her set and had it off the field in a little over four minutes.
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"My 4yo wanted to be Persephone from @hadestown and of course I obliged" - sdotkimb / Instagram #repost
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A reminder to not fuck with @PeteButtigieg on TV.
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One silver lining for McCarthy is that once the number of votes goes over 16, Matt Gaetz will probably lose interest.
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Speaker of the house, quick to catch yer eye 🎶 – at Oakland, CA
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Congressman Hakeem Jeffries is really good at this. Really good.
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With the same size majority as the GOP has now, Dems passed the American Rescue Plan, upgraded our infrastructure, reformed gun laws, funded veteran care, brought manufacturing jobs home, fought climate change & lowered healthcare costs. Republicans can't even choose a Speaker.
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Republicans' Kevin McCarthy problem is distracting from their George Santos problem which is distracting from their Donald Trump problem which is distracting from their midterm election problem.
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Today is the 10 year anniversary of the Sandy Hook shootings. Please watch this video again that the parents of Sandy Hook put together and share it. We can never forget.

Sandy Hook Promise Back-to-School PSA

Sandy Hook Promise released this harrowing PSA in time for back-to-school

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First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.
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