@RyanShady

Pearls and swine, bereft…of me. Respect = Respect. Kick ass kids. Hooketh’ Thee 🤘🏼, Rangers, Stars, TOOL, Taylor Guitars. #CowboysNation

 Texas, USA
Joined August 2014
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My child has been abducted. 🤣
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I’ve always been baffled by the 50 Cent ~ mini men beef. Why do the mini men wish death on him?
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This dude headbutts the scanner when it says, “Tap To Pay”.
Sir Himothy Stackhouse|Stacc Loc|🤘|ATX|DC4L@76staccOct 20
If you scan his bangs, you get one free roll of copper to scrap
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Me and my first born lottery ticket. 🤣
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As soon as the schedule came out.
Blogging The Boys@BloggingTheBoysOct 19
What was THE moment when you knew the Cowboys were going to lose in Green Bay? bloggingtheboys.com/dallas-c…

5 key plays that “packed up” the Cowboys vs. Green Bay

What was THE moment when you knew the Cowboys were going to lose in Green Bay?

bloggingtheboys.com
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Plus we’ll all be so hammered from the tailgate that I bet some of us end up at Globe Life talking about where’s the football bats? 🥴
✭ 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒂 𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 ✭@ParisaMichelleOct 20
Can’t murder something that’s already dead 😂😂😂
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Look, I love my Longhorns to the very core of my soul. My dad played baseball there for Christ’s sake…BUT if they don’t offer my kiddo a shot and Texas Tech does (we won’t officially know shit until Nov 1st I think) you can go on and catch me chillin’ like this…
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No doubt bro. Fuck football, that shit is real life. I just hope they can at least get it under control. Blood clots ain’t no damn joke.
CowboysEfense.no D needed@Cowboys0921Oct 19
Replying to @RyanShady
Real talk that’s sad bro
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Welp, it’s looking more and more like my son will be playing for Texas Tech next season! My dad played baseball for Texas so I’m going to wait until it’s official to start with the “Wreck ‘Ems” and the “Guns Ups”. Lol @Kelly_K_9
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Shit man. Prayers up. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 19
Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs.
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I’ve been around a damn while. I can’t remember it being worse.
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They’re still at the “players only” meeting.
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Does Dak throw it too hard or some shit????
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I SWTG I’ve seen this movie before…
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Romo would have scored there.
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Aww shit. Here comes the Gloomsday Cowboys.
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Not even an Eagles’ loss can make me feel better.
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There’s no way I would fit in my sink.
Shanelle
@FearlespatriotOct 17
Can you go to sleep with dishes in your sink?
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This is better.
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Damn MJK let ‘em make it lol. #tool
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Man I SWEAR TO GOD I'd rather slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump N' Grind" comes on instead of wearing anything Cowboys or Longhorns related.
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In other words, I now have three shirts I can wear in public.
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