We’ve gone from “haha this is Idiocracy” as a little joke to “fuck…this is actually idiocracy…”
BREAKING: President Trump asks UFC CEO Dana White to be the next White House Press Secretary.
Trump also asks Dana White to bring various UFC fighters with him to “defend us against the Lunatic Left.”
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"Trump is calm"
This is how it will play out. Trump is calm and he is working with the CIA and Homeland Security knowing the election was rigged. The teams on the ground will gather the evidence from the machines and illegal ballots. The results will come in as massive voter fraud across the Nation. Trump will have Homeland Security make arrests and there will be a special Message delivered to the American people that our election was stolen and there was international interference and people on our own soil are in.
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One thing is for sure:
@K_Kisner is far and away the best addition to the Internet Invitational.
Followed by @BarstoolBigCat parroting his rulings so straight faced. Absolute great bit.
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Ryno retweeted
We are giving away a Brushed Battleship finish @HannaGolfCo putter.
Here is how to win.
• Retweet this tweet
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You can choose from any of our models (including the center shafts we are dropping next week).
Runs through 10/30 at 7:00 PM. Winner will be selected by 10/31 at 10:00 AM.
I think this will end up being our most popular finish. Have had several orders over the last few days switch to it!
Back to the lab.
As someone without kids who prioritizes my friendships highly, with many of those close friends having kids:
a) I ask for sports schedules and come to their kid's games
2) "Bro Breakfast" - invite my friend and his kids to meet up for breakfast. Mom will never say no to that.
I’ll say too, this also is one of the most complicated ages as an adult because everyone is in such different stages of life.
If your friend group doesn’t care for having kids around, it means you effectively can’t be a part of it consistently. You just have less flexibility.
And ultimately, it just means you gravitate towards people (or activities) who can account for both of you. And unfortunately, those are often different people than when you were single/childless, at least on a day to day basis.
Dude has to have incriminating pictures of Elko.
There’s just no reasonable explanation for letting Reed keep going out there and floundering.
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“You had your chance you blew it…”
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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This data set must be comprised of people that have only ever traveled through DFW airport.
There's no way that someone has traveled to more than a couple of airports and feels this way.
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800 words and 6 hours is impossible without AI?
College me wouldn’t even start on that until the 4th hour. Shit we had to do this on tests with nothing but a test book and a pencil.
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Whoopsy Daisy @VoteTrevorLee
BREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/51629695/rep… #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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I’m now only interested in seeing how much longer Elko needs to watch Marcel Reed play like this to…I don’t know…try someone else…
In other news, F1 Azerbaijan replay is on.
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