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84 weeks until the next Glastonbury. I hope me and my 84 monthly listeners can be there.

Recorded a video for Spotify wrapped yesterday. I genuinely think one will see it. No way I’m anyone’s top artist this year. But I’d love to know if anyone does.

White Stripes in the rock and roll hall of fame. How long until we enter the indie sleaze era of biopics? Springsteen -> MJ -> Beatles -> Oasis -> Libertines? Maybe 2030?

That aurora borealis is gonna see me next year. Someway somehow.

I swapped podcasts for audiobooks this year and I don’t think I’ll ever look back. Shout out to the folks uploading bootleg books on Spotify. The bootleg tv shows might be a bit much though. No one needs to listen to Gilmore Girls or Brooklyn 99.

Holding on to my theory that Manchester had to sacrifice United in order to get Oasis back. United’s season is the humiliation ritual needed for the Oasis reunion.

The Midpocalypse. The Middening. Midaggedon. The Age of Mid. The Mid Ages.

I’d love to see an AI attempt at a David Lynch script. There’s no algorithm that could match his freak.

I’ve figured it out. We need to rediscover fire.

We are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.

Tweeting with less than 1000 followers is a liminal space. I’m in the backrooms of social media right now.

I think Christopher Nolan is the only modern superhero director who has had bigger films outside of the franchise. AND with original works. Can’t say the same for Favreau, Snyder, Whedon, or the Russo brothers. I think Coogler might do it though, in time.

Another Christopher Nolan film that’s being released close to his birthday. True Leo energy. Love that for us.

I reckon I could scroll nonstop for a week and still not reach the bottom of my bookmarks on here.

This is what it would take to remove all the accounts on here sponsored by gambling websites

I know it’ll never happen, but if Arctic Monkeys played their debut in full it would do some serious healing.

But has anyone actually seen Faye Webster and mk.gee in the same room at the same time?

Me on 1st Feb, thinking this is the month that I finally fix everything.