I am an artist battling the forces of mediocrity, languor and caffeine-induced anxiety. Winner Dutch Portrait Prize 2019. https://nitter.gq/t.co/201qC3xTQ9…
Maastricht, The Netherlands
Joined December 2010
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Great artists steal. 😂 share.google/7wQce61hR3JvSKM…
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I've noticed the more colorful my tennis clothes, the more they stink after a match. Can I get a level 3?
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If you’re up early in the morning, you see things. This is the Delfts Blauw Toverfee. She can’t grant you any wishes, but she’ll tell you if the shit you bought in Volendam can go in the dishwasher.
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Do you suppose Raymond Chandler got his inspiration for The Long Goodbye sitting on a bench and watching this scene?
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For those who know Maastricht, Café In den Ouden Vogelstruys is an institution. This is truly a dark day!
You don’t hear them coming and they travel at a frightening speed. Death by Post NL e-bakfiets is not how I want to go out. 😱
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@mikeyperera You’re not going to believe this. threads.net/@yesiamtan/post/…
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If you happen to be in Maastricht, have a look at my head study, now hanging in Maaslands Antiquariaat, Rechtstraat 77 (Wyck).
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I don't think I could sit in that umpire chair for 5-minutes without having to run to the bathroom. #NittoATPFinals
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