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Trump: I’m going to start a war even though I promised I wouldn’t. I’ll raise consumer prices with tariffs. I’ll send ICE out to terrorize communities. And I’ll use the office to put billions of dollars in my pocket.
The online MAGA right: That damned Thune!
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Well, before I get some shut eye, let me share this part of Jimmy Kimmel's November 5, 2026, segment naming off @realDonaldTrump 10 failed "promises."
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In 2028, I’m voting for whoever promises to rip out all of Trump’s tacky gold-plated bullshit from the White House on DAY ONE. I want every fucking trace of that fat orange pedophile gone.
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Lauren Boebert is about to go from being the stupidest person in Congress to the stupidest person not in Congress
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“That part didn’t bother him…”
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Gender reassignment surgery cost upwards to $100,000 yet these brainwashed MAGAs thinks the science teacher is doing it for free between PE and math class. It’s literally impossible to overstate how fucking ill-informed these people are.
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Trump to crowd: “It’s amazing. I can say the stupidest things, and you clap.”
Crowd: claps
In the history of dumb fucking cults, MAGA is by far, the fucking dumbest.
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Reminder: On Fox News on July 19, 2020, Trump promised a “full and complete” health care plan “within two weeks.”
That was 2,272 days ago.
If you think he’s going to have a health care plan right after the midterms, you’re a fucking idiot.
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If you think Ukraine and Democrats are to blame for high gas prices, you’re a fucking idiot.
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Only in America will kids be denied a free school lunch, then handed a Bible story about Jesus feeding the hungry. #Hypocrisy
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I have a feeling that the 29% who support Trump are the same ones who didn’t know dumb has a b in it.
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No matter how dumb you think Donald Trump is, you’re still underestimating how truly fucking stupid his supporters are.
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Hey, truckers, remember when you could afford to drive all the way to D.C. under Biden with Trump flags hanging off your trucks like a bunch of fucking idiots? How’s that working out for you now?
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We live in a country where an alcoholic runs our military, a former heroin addict is in charge of our health and they both report to a convicted felon & adjudicated rapist. And Christians support them all. What a time to be alive 🤪
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And the date has now been set MAGA.
Expect your $5,000 vote check on February 30th.
If you know, you know. 🤫 🤫
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