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Mark

@SECslayer

#TeamTitleist #evenpar

 South Carolina, USA
Joined May 2009
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When you hear other people are getting their #StimulusChecks and want yours too #HappyGilmore
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This is rigged against #Mizzou. Texas just gained 18 yards on a forward fumble
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Times a million. I've never seen a fumble go forward 18 yards. It's against the laws of physics.
PowerMizzou (@PowerMizzoucom) profile picturePowerMizzou@PowerMizzoucomNov 7
If #Mizzou doesn't win this game the officials might need an escort out of Columbia...
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Floridas run as a top ten team
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Mizzou plays “Won’t Back Down” up 35 in the 4th and puts Florida fans on the Jumbotron. 💀 College football is the BEST.
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Double witching hour !!!!!!!
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Quick Recap of Tosti Caddy Situation -Tosti meets caddy via Instagram DM -Tosti shows up late -Tosti tells caddy “I’m pretty easy going” -Tosti DOESN’T tip or pay him anything -Tosti asks for name plate from bib, folds it up and walks away And we thought Kuchar was bad
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The new @Novig percent based odds are ass. May as well trade on Kalshi at this rate. #sad
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Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million.
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Mizzou has spent more time as AP #1 than every Big 12 school COMBINED since 1991.
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Showing my family my ball and scorecard after I shoot 89 with 1 birdie
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Slack just gave the whole country Sunday scaries by putting that noise in a Super Bowl ad
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These 4 hour playoff games gotta get fixed
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In ZOULLERS WE TRUST
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40-40 Packers game is at least a Scorigami ! @NFL_Scorigami
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Houston Kruse (@houstypoopoo) profile pictureHouston Kruse
@houstypoopoo26 Sep 2025
No way I just heard a "just trying me hardest" on that Tommy Fleetwood tee shot @PFTCommenter 🤣
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This NFL redzone frame blows
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How do they get the right team’s hat to the guys not physically at the #NFLDraft ?
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Oh no
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Factoring in seeding and upsets, I think Mizzou is the most cursed NCAA tourney team of all time. 29 trips to the NCAA tourney with no final fours. (Only BYU and Xavier have more trips without a final four run. Tennessee is fourth on list.)
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Hey @elonmusk can you end in person transactions at the DMV?
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