BREAKING: @potatoecod is horny

BREAKING: They hit the second tower. Grover has been dropped for OGBunz. Rumors have it that this decision was made by Nemeshit’s shadow GM Poo “Clanker” Cod. Is the Nemsis Legion camp cooked and will they drop more members? #SELIntel

BREAKING: After going winless in Stage 2, the SpeakEz have decided to run two mid tiers this stage. Instead of having high-tier Potato “Josh” Cod play for them, they instead have retained BOTY Goku for this stage. Will this team have B2B winless stages? #SELIntel #ASS

BREAKING: The SpeakEz have been eliminated from Major 3. They were miraculously able to start and finish their tournament run in just under 4 hours. Will this team win a series during the Major 4 split? #SELIntel

BREAKING: After his entire team caught generational belt last night, it’s rumored that Scaleti was KBM locked for all three maps. Are the Nemesis Legion due for another deep run this major? #SELIntel

MATCH RECAP: The Black Bulls busted all over the Load Blowers in 3-0 fashion. Rumor has it that Dr. Phil is suffering from a back injury and will be day-to-day after hard carrying LBU. Can someone please get this guy some help? #SELIntel

MATCH RECAP: The Nola Virtues take down the Nemesis Legion and hand them their second loss in a row. This is now the second week that Teran has been outperformed by TenTen. Should the league move TenTen to Demon? #SELIntel

BREAKING: After being dropped by the Chickens, it is rumored that BIB will be joining Elation in place of Adub. #SELIntel

#TSEIntel: Are the Nola Virtues due for another strong finish this major?

MATCH RECAP: Nola Virtues take down The SpeakEz last night in an absolute nail-biter. Despite the Virtues low and demon combining for a 4-15 stat line map 5, GCMD is able to backpack them to victory. After this performance do we see GCMD to high? #SELIntel

MATCH RECAP: The Vegas High Rollers squeak by with a win against Elation. ZukoCod absolutely dominated this match, dropping over 128 kills. After a crushing defeat like this... Adub to high? #SELIntel

MATCH RECAP: The Load Blowers busted all over the Chickens tonight! You love to see an excellent performance out of LBU's low-tier Kado. One question remains unanswered: Will the Chickens win a series this split? #SELIntel

MATCH RECAP: The Nemesis Legion unfortunately fall to the Black Bulls in 3-1 fashion. Lag and Div dropped their sacks on the opposing team tonight. Are the Nemesis Legion compromised with FryThaGuy outfragging Poo? #SELIntel

BREAKING: Burger League low-tier Houndful messed up the vetos in grand finals. They would eventually go on to lose the series in dominating fashion. If the vetos were correct would Houndful’s team have won? #SELIntel

MATCH RECAP: Is Teran a pc merchant? Elation is able to secure their first win of the stage in 3-2 fashion. Was GCMD affected by his name being mentioned in the #DrPhilFiles this series? #SELIntel

MATCH RECAP: The Pubby "washed" allegations have been proven wrong. The Nemesis Legion win in decisive fashion against the Chickens. Will the Chickens win a single series this stage? #SELIntel

INCOMING INTEL: ZukoCod, PRSM, Real, and Pubby have been named in recently uncovered files.

BREAKING: League admins are in talks regarding the release of "The Dr. Phil Files". Notable members rumored to be included in these documents are FryThaGuy, Adub, Jerry, GCMD, and Goku. More info will hopefully be coming soon. #SELIntel