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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐀𝐘 . #PARODYTWT 𝘓𝘌𝘛'𝘚 𝘚𝘌𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 !

N'yet, nobody has! Apart from that one time... But that was an outlier. I'm still makin' you piss your Goodnites without even seein' ya in person?

...'S fair enough, I guess. But uh. Don't forget the value of gettin' back up after that. It ain't like other people get the chance, right?

Snrk, sucks how? I've seen men twice yer size go down screamin' for mama! Dyin' SUCKS!

WEREN'T YOU DEAD??

Damn right I could! Hell, I've heard the same from Freckles over there. Says Hi, by the way. Prolly.

Scream in HORROR, maybe, christ. I can just imagine ya squeakin' like a rusty tyre and wakin' up the neighbors. Yer prolly broke from all the noise complaints. Prolly recording on yer iphone under the gross-ass blankets. Music sounds like. Diseased. ...ech.

Oh, come on, like you're going anywhere with yer music career. All yer good at is annoying people three times your height and dry humping the subwoofers yer little side chick sits on! Don't act like yer any better than me!

My dramas are fucking INTERESTING, Wally Bear! I bet you're sittin' there watching reels in your spare time, I don't wanna hear you talk.

You're already eatin' enough gooch for the both of us, twerp!

SNOREEEEEEEE

N'yeaaah, my bad. Bit more off than I could chew and went all stressed. But I'm good now. You wanna grab a beer or somethin?

As alive as I can be, yeah. What's up, squirt?

I meant the "Suck It", part. I mean, being real, you're sappy as shit and that makes me incredibly annoyed anyway, so, take it either way, honestly. Has that rockstar gotten off your ass yet?

Ugh, save me the details, fucks sake. I STILL dunno how you manage to pull...

ᴹᴬᴺ ᶜᴼᴹᴱ ᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ

I don't have gra- Alright, smartass, how's the romance situation? Any more giant freaks of nature you've had to lovingly caress away from your red-dress little side-gig?

Coulda just kept it to "The Military Guy," but alright. Hey, twerp.

MAN COME ON!!!

Man come on.

Well, there goes my excuse for bein' lazy. What's up, fucks, I'm up to bat again.