Flight Attendant: “Excuse me, would you be willing to switch seats?” Me: “Why?” Flight Attendant: “The passenger beside you is a VIP. He’d prefer the window.” Me: “Then he can ask me himself.” She forced a smile, but something about her expression felt wrong. Flight Attendant: “Please. It would make things easier for everyone.” Me: “I paid for this seat. I’m not moving.” She stared at my boarding pass for a few seconds. Then she leaned down and whispered, “You really don’t want to be sitting here when we land.” I laughed. “Is that supposed to scare me?” She walked away without answering. Five minutes later,…..