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If Peter Parker and Noel Gallagher die happily then so will I

Manchester, UK
Joined June 2012
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Happy #NationalPoetryDay! To celebrate, I am releasing a new series of short films called Rhyme Down the Lens - dramatic poems with a working class flavour. All 3 films can be found in the thread below. First up: 'Comic Sans MS', starring @CarolineGray080: youtu.be/AIofEFcWPz4
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Can you kick it? Yes, you can. #WolverinePS5
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Replying to @liamgallagher
Love You...❤️
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Replying to @NoelGallagher
Er where’s mine
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I properly love you mate... You're the best
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Photo by theamazingsimon share your pics using #NGHFBTour!
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James Blunt gets asked his favourite cheese on live TV.
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Oasis playing the Marvel stadium.
🚨REGISTER FOR THE AUSTRALIAN 2025 TOUR PRE-SALE BALLOT 🚨 A ticket pre-sale will be held on Monday 14th October. Entry is by private ballot only. Ballot registration is open now and closes 8am AEDT tomorrow, Wednesday 9th October. Register here: OasisMusic.lnk.to/presaleau / (via link in bio). Please note success in the ballot will not guarantee tickets. Dates: 31st October - Marvel Stadium, Melbourne 7th November - Accor Stadium, Sydney #OasisLive25
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The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised.
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Hugh Jackman meeting a Wolverine fan is the best thing you will see today #DeadpoolAndWolverine
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Shout out to Paul James, owner of Poplars Farm in Antrobus... Renowned egg producer has donated more than 350 eggs... You'd be forgiven for thinking we meant hens eggs, but he's actually got us in the Easter spirit and donated creme eggs! What an egg-cellent human being 🐣
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Replying to @cutmylils
Coz I’m fucking mad for it
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It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2023 ✨
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Just snooping on @DanSlott’s text messages about LIVING ON THE EDGE FIGHTING CRIME SPINNING WEBS #SpideySpecifics
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Not long now! I can’t wait for you to see it - I really hope you enjoy the first episode; I had a great time making it! channel4.com/programmes/litt…
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This charming-looking series on toy trains* starts tonight. I’m in episode four. *’Model railways’, apparently. channel4.com/programmes/litt…
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Tomorrow! 9pm! More4! Will you be watching? @Channel4 @workerbee_tv @BanijayUK
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Thread: my dad fat-shaming me via the medium of a plastic pig. – at Stoke-on-Trent, England
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