Look all I’m saying is I would never be able to work at a coffee shop because all the customers would be shitting and you know how I be acting around that stuff.
The bliss of receiving a 100% on a really gay lab is unrivaled, unmatched, bested by nothing. Fuck, the head rush just makes me wanna piss myself. Makes me wanna say fuck it and major in astronomy cuz I’m such a sophisticated genius.
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I can relate to him — fuck Best Buy. On another note, bi: best fuck. Just imo. She rocked me like a Hurricane. Apt considering she was from new orlans. We one time copalated thrice in an evening! Oh to be young again. One day your clock stops ticking and you cock stops dicking!
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“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.
