Utahn; He/Him Pronouns in Bio; Nicer in person @OrrinHatchet for Mutals

SLC, UT
Joined March 2009
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Gonna dust off the account for Moots If you want raw and unfiltered Jordan content follow @Orrinhatchet
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🚨🇮🇱 NEW: Mansour Abbas, leader of Ra’am, says Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud party is contacting Arab parties [translated by Jerusalem Post]
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Recession has hit Gay Halloween
Trump: "We'll never be a manufacturing c**t, company -- uh -- country again"
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Who do you think has a bigger attachment to America? Studious and diligent immigrants working to improve their community and family or Appalachian white trash who tried to trade their fat child for percs.
Vance on El-Sayed: We have to understand what happens when our nation gives into these kinds of people with zero attachment to its land or to its history. What we saw in France, the hatred, the ingratitude, the desire to destroy rather than a desire to build, that exact same cancer that has corrupted El-Sayed.
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Pats response turned a minor, playful social media post into a much larger controversy than it needed to be. His entire public persona is built around loud commentary, teasing, and trash talk. It's reasonable to expect some of that same energy directed back at him. I hope he apologizes to the university.
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Jordan retweeted
They got Pat!! I’m so freakin pissed!!
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Dave Portnoy 🤝 Pat McAfee Never going back to Utah
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I have never been happier to be a graduate of the University of Utah than my school making this sentient Affliction shirt so upset he compares himself to Charles Entertainment Kirk
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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I’m feeling pretty
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I can see we’ve hurt the people who need to see a middle-aged drunk take off his shirt to feel something.
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This is a legitimate view from Utah Republicans, whose idea of cuisine is adding sugar to their processed sugar.
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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Also, it makes sense in that the Cheesecake Factory in Salt Lake City is in the $2 billion shopping mall owned by the LDS Church, so I can see why Matt is touchy about it.
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You’re laughing, but nazis only stand like that when they’re very distressed
He’s talking about the “crisis of fertility.”
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Pedo bowl
This is what AI was invented for Mormons vs Catholics:
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The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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Really like how Republicans are running ads in sporting events pretty much saying you’re a failure if you’re doing worse now than during Biden. Interesting strategy.
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Those thousands of articles can wait, I have to talk to my very real online mom.
This is a Democratic woman. There's going to be very dark stuff happening after the election. I'm trying to wander through 6,000+ articles and 200 audio recordings to try and figure out a publishable form. Hoping to get it out today or tomorrow.
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Hitler meeting Mussolini
Peter isn’t sure what to make of mascots yet… He kept a close eye on Cosmo 😂 @cosmo_cougar @PatMcAfeeShow
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