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Boba Fetty Wap or Fetty Whappie Goldberg #costumeideas

My face must just scream small talk.

.@lukemill (#theshop) & I teamed up with @TDA_Boulder to create this excellent spot for @MerrickPetCare. like+share! tinyurl.com/bestpoolpartyeve…

Ever have one of those days where you stop and think to yourself, "I wonder what Lauren Hill is up to now?"

Just because I'm Mexican doesn't mean I know how to do yard work. I mean I do, but STFU.

Wait, VidCon was this past weekend!? #fail

Rockin' out in the car while people watch, wondering what I'm listening to; the radio's not even on. #rockintothebeatofmyownsound

I'd rather be called a piece of dog shit rather than a piece of shit because at least someone picks you up before you get thrown away.

I'm raising funds for a wonderful person who has MS. Please Make a donation to help create a world free of MS main.nationalmssociety.org/s… #walkMS

I'm a man who likes the smell of a scented candle from time to time.

My life is great but it would be better with a 24 oz. sandia agua fresca.

Working out has made my alcohol tolerance non-existent. #cheapdate

You know you're doing a good job when your kids drop anywhere. #lunabru #fatheroftheyear mbsalce @ The… instagram.com/p/x5BMohrxjT/ – at Azusa, CA

Hers and His chocolate milk. #costco

If only dogs could clean up their own messes...#notaproudfathermoment

#lifelesson 1656: do not fart in a car with the heater on. #lessonlearned

I don't consider myself a #gymrat but more of a #gymgerbil; I'm friendly, will share, and I clean up after myself. #doyouevenrespectbro

The fact that I'm looking around floors for change tells you how tough times are for myself. #itwillgetbetter #illmakedamnsureofit