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Joined October 2010
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New article: Accessing a SQL Server Table Variable in a Different Scope Two ways to access a SQL Server table variable outside its declaration scope. sql.kiwi/2025/04/access-tabl…
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Elon bought Twitter for $44B, and sold it to his own company for $33B. He can write-off that $11B loss on his taxes. Teachers can only write-off up to $300 worth of their school supplies on their taxes. This is what a tax code written to benefit oligarchs looks like.
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Under 26 U.S. Code § 267, losses from sales between related parties, like an individual and a company they control, are generally disallowed. If Musk owns both X and xAI, he likely couldn’t claim an $11B tax write-off for selling Twitter to xAI. law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/26… reuters.com/technology/elo… irs.gov/publications/p…
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We’re barely three weeks in, but Trump is laying the groundwork to allow staggering levels of corruption to occur in the US Government. Here are five actions he's already taken to open the flood gates of corruption – just the facts🧵
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Time to perfect your #SQLServer window functions knowledge. Grab the course for $3 using AGG3. stedman.us/AGG3
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Do I know anyone at @datadoghq who works on Database Monitoring? We've had an issue for 1+ months, and the support is pointless.
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I am one again reminding people that if you are creating a Windows 11 installer, use Rufus - You can bypass the RAM, Secure Boot and TPM requirements - You can remove the requirement for a Microsoft account - Disable automatic encryption - Auto-create account and more
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Listen to Lucy & leave Dr. Fauci alone!
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It’s only been 2 days since OpenAI revealed GPT-4o. Users are uncovering incredible capabilities that completely change how we use and interact with AI. The 12 most impressive use cases so far:
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I’ve asked a few anti-mask, ‘covid is over’ people why they’re so sure the government lied about masks, vaccines, origin etc but can’t consider that the government may ALSO be lying when they say Covid is mild/over/only a threat to the vulnerable. Today I got an answer. 🧵 /1
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Is your SQL Server security laughable? Find out in my session "Defending Your SQL Server: Practical Strategies against Ransomware" Wed April 10th, with the AZ Data Platform User group. This is a hybrid event, so you can register here: meetup.com/arizona-data-plat…
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Replying to @Yonklerr
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SQLJuJu retweeted
Every startup should incorporate the “no hello” rule internally. We had this rule in Notion’s first internal communication guidelines. This may be one of the easiest ways to make Slack usage ten times better and have asynchronous communication that actually works. Share nohello.net with your team and give it go.
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I again point out that if this is a road we’re seriously going down there is nothing stopping Biden from canceling the presidential election and declaring himself president for life. Trump returning to power is not in the country’s best interests after all.
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Due to budget cuts at my current client, i'm becoming available for C#/F# contracts at the end of March. Remote preferred. U.K. based. Retweets very much appreciated! #dotnet
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On this day 82 years ago, on February 19, 1942, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, in the height of insanity of racism after the bombing of Pearl Harbor, signed Executive Order 9066. It ordered all Japanese Americans on the West Coast to be summarily rounded up and imprisoned within 10 barbed wire prison camps, with no charges, no trial, no due process. One day, a few months later, we saw two soldiers marching up our driveway, carrying rifles with shiny bayonets on them. They stopped up the porch right in front of our window and banged on the front door. My father answered, and one of the soldiers pointed the rifle at him, right in front of us, and ordered us out of our home. I had just turned five in April; it was May when they came to take us away. My father gave my brother Henry and me two heavy suitcases. And we brought them out onto the driveway and waited for our mother to come out. When she did, she had our baby sister in one arm, a huge duffel bag in the other, and tears were streaming down her cheeks. That is one morning that is seared into my memory. I will never be able to forget all the innocent people, my family included, who had nothing to do with Pearl Harbor, most of who were law abiding U.S. citizens, who were suddenly categorized as ‘enemy aliens.’ Today, I hear terrifying words from political leaders today that once more raise the specter of what happened before, right here in America. Donald Trump and his allies are talking about rounding up 11 million people and putting them into mass detention camps before deporting them. There won’t be time for due process, to sort out who is documented and who is not. Homes will be lost. Businesses, too. Families will be torn apart. Lives will be ruined, over fear and ignorance, all to serve the ambitions and agendas of politicians. I know, because I lived through it. I say, never again. Not while I have one ounce of fight still left in me. Join me. Fight this madness. Help keep America from repeating the mistakes of its past.
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MIT University just released free online courses. No payment required. Here are 10 courses you don't want to miss in 2024:
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PSA: Do not EVER use UPS to send packages outside US. They charge $30 to $150 to recipients just to do the customs paperwork. This is not the customs fee. This is just a service charge that your package recipient has to pay to get the package, on top of customs fees.
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Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or simply sought better lives for themselves and their descendants. The GOP is desperate for you to forget this. Do not.
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Canadian opthalmologists, The husband of a friend of mine in Nova Scotia has uveitis and has been told he will go blind by Christmas if he doesn't have surgery. There is no OR time available for the surgery, and they can't do it. Can anyone help? They'll travel/go private.
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Today on Veterans Day, we want to give back to the brave men and women who have sacrificed for our freedoms. To show our gratitude, we're offering FREE LIFETIME PLANS to ALL VETERANS globally. Simply create a support ticket at link.malcore.io/veterans/sup… with proof of your veteran status, and the email you used to sign up to Malcore with (if you have not signed up do so here: link.malcore.io/veterans/reg…). Please provide us 48 hours to process all requests. For each plan given, we'll donate $1.00 to @Hope4Warriors. #VeteransDay #ThankYouVeterans #VeteransDay2023 #Veterans
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