@SQLPoolBoy

Principal Consultant for https://xitter.cf/t.co/jx6SQIe84y, SQL Server MCM and MVP, Rambling DBA, Husband, Father, and general goofball.

 Tampa, FL USA
sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan/
Joined November 2008
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Replying to @FOX13News
@FOX13News
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Replying to @PaulRandal @BuckWoodyMSFT
Well there is this
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@ScammerPayback have you seen this scam?
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@Jason_lloydd @slowbikeiain @teslaownersSV @elonmusk
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Replying to @FOX13News
@FOX13News corner of SR52 and 41 in the east bound lane.
Replying to @KimberlyLTripp @SQLMurph @PaulRandal
Feed me Semore, feed me!
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Replying to @KimberlyLTripp @SQLMurph @PaulRandal
@KimberlyLTripp @SQLMurph @PaulRandal
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Replying to @Kendra_Little @erikdarlingdata @peschkaj
Disturbed - Are You Ready youtu.be/55NJzOSuKuY
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Avenged Sevenfold - This Means War youtu.be/Jgk3u44W2i4
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Awesome weekend at @JAMfestEvents! @StingrayAllstrs @LetsGoRaysTAMPA Wave Level 1 Junior Small B National Champions back to back years!
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Replying to @Kendra_Little
@Kendra_Little Look what Siri decided to throw up as a memory for me this afternoon
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Blog: AT TIME ZONE Performance Issues - Inside the slow performance of AT TIME ZONE in SQL Server using xperf, and how to work around it for faster queries. sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLServer #SQLskills
Stackwalking SQL with XPerf

ALT Stackwalking SQL with XPerf

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Replying to @BuckWoodyMSFT
@BuckWoodyMSFT They have that already!
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