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VALEN.

@SRAGENTVALIANT

Valen Greenfield. Father and grandfather. Chaperone. Galar. He/him. 65.

Joined May 2022
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“Mint” @ 🏥. (@assistmint) profile picture“Mint” @ 🏥.@assistmint29 May 2022
EXPERIMENTAL REHABILITATION IS NOW IN PROGRESS. Civilians must not attempt to debrief the subject at any time. Doing so may render you liable for any damages or potential re-execution of the experiment. Debriefing the subject without prior clearance may be catastrophic.
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Sage.
“Mint” @ 🏥. (@assistmint) profile picture“Mint” @ 🏥.@assistmint30 Jan 2023
Replying to @assistmint
You son o @SRAGENTVALIANT AHHHHHH GET OVER HERE NOW IF YOU DONT LEAVE HER ALONE I SWEAR
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... A belated happy pride to you all. The Greenfield family has been busy at the farm.
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[ Another lingering, awkward pause. ] ... Sage. Surname of "Greenfield." The same as mine. Take your time. I'll be outside.
“Mint” @ 🏥. (@assistmint) profile picture“Mint” @ 🏥.@assistmint30 May 2022
Replying to @assistmint @SRAGENTVALIANT
[ There's no easy way to ask this. ] You never told me my name...? Sorry. I should've asked. Probably. 😆😅
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[ His eyes are drifting to the nearby window. Not too late to make a break for it. ] [ Not funny. ] [ Back to him. Another brief and uncomfortable clearing of his throat. ] ... My name is Valen. I was called in some number of hours after your ID was run through the system.
“Mint” @ 🏥. (@assistmint) profile picture“Mint” @ 🏥.@assistmint30 May 2022
Replying to @assistmint @SRAGENTVALIANT
I'm sorry. Um... are you a police officer? Or my doctor...? [ ...A doctor would be wearing scrubs. He feels silly. ] Or... sorry. I'm just a little confused.
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... I'm here as your next of kin. Extended-- next of kin. I regret no one more skilled in delivering such news is here to tell you in my place. As a distant cousin of yours, I am the closest relative you currently possess. I'm sorry to inform you that this is our first meeting.
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... Do you remember your name?
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Very well. Let's get it all over with, then.
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I assure you I am sufficiently distraught by this outcome. Nothing would please me less than what the council has decided on. However. It is not my place to question or impede this democratic process.
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Please note that M91420 elected the amnestic treatment voluntarily. He was offered a traditional prison sentence with the possibility of parole and community service after a certain number of years, and a more immediate alternative.
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OFFICIAL SENTENCING OF M91420. After much deliberation, the council overseeing this case has chosen to pursue an experimental... rehabilitative route. Under watch of a senior operative, M91420 will undergo full amnestic treatment.
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His rehabilitation will proceed once his involvement with One Thousand Hands has been entirely redacted from his memory. He will be assigned a new identity, and processed through witness protection.
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Further details will be available in classified reports to agents with proper clearance. Amnestic treatment is currently underway.
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Please stand by for the official announcement concerning M91420's sentencing.
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M91420 will not be denied any of his medicinal needs.
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Thank you, Captain. To reiterate, M91420 is watching a playlist of Mewtube tutorial videos. He seems to be under the impression he is subject to the scenes he is watching.
“Mint” @ 🏥. (@assistmint) profile picture“Mint” @ 🏥.@assistmint29 May 2022
ADDITIONAL NOTICE: M91420 is still under police surveillance. He has been heavily sedated, but he is completely unharmed. Nobody within our jurisdiction is forcing him to create content online. -A
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[ SECURE COMMUNICATION. CONNECTING SENIOR_AGENT_VALIANT [GLOBAL] TO AGENT_MOON [ALOLA] ... CONNECTING ... ... ... ] ⏩ Again, Agent Moon. You are not authorized to discuss this investigation. Further attempts will result in your temporary suspension. [ CONNECTION TERMINATED. ]
☾ champion moon ☽ (@championofalola) profile picture☾ champion moon ☽@championofalola28 May 2022
Replying to @SRAGENTVALIANT
@SRAGENTVALIANT [ SECURE COMMUNICATION. CONNECTING AGENT_MOON [ALOLA] TO SENIOR_AGENT_VALIANT [GLOBAL] ... CONNECTING ... ... ... ] ⏩ i can see you posting updates. ⏩ i wish you would just talk to me. ⏩ we're friends, aren't we? we've always been. ⏩ valen, please answer.
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M91420 has been successfully transported to the holding facility at our satellite location. Deliberation on the terms of his sentence will begin shortly. All council members, please attend at the specified time and location, in person or remotely.
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Gone, thank you.
D12021181. (@d_stramonium) profile pictureD12021181.@d_stramonium28 May 2022
Replying to @d_stramonium
hows your eye btw val
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M91420 is certainly proving more well-behaved than D12021181.
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