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Joined January 2021
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Please have hobbies in your 30s, so you don’t become overly focused on relationships, other people’s availability, or what’s missing in your life. Run, dance, read, travel, try new things, make friends, and fall in love with your own life. There’s so much more to experience.
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LOWK WOULD’VE PREFERRED THIS
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The worst thing pierrot did is turn a 11/10 manga to a 4/10 anime CUZ LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE HERE!!
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LordWolfgang retweeted
Respect is allowing your partner to clarify what they meant, instead of deciding what they meant and arguing against intentions they never had.
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I cracked a joke with my therapist and she sighed then started writing in her notebook The bich trynna steal my joke
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in the end, it all comes down to what you loved when you were 12-14
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The animators got paid in peanuts but the writers got paid in diamonds
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“el covid fue hace 3 años” fue hace 7 años.
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In your 20s, you’ll meet a struggling girl with a lot of past trauma, and it’s very important that you run away as fast as you can.
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everything used to be $20 and now that i finally have $20 everything is $200
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LordWolfgang retweeted
Just because you consider someone in everything you do doesn’t mean they’ll extend that same consideration to you.
Adulting has made you realize what? 👀
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LordWolfgang retweeted
Blade just being bad ass lol Blade II (2002)
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Almost every single happy healthy relationship I know of is between people who met organically in the real world. Dating apps can work for some, but honestly just put yourself out there & you’ll have a decent chance. But you have to leave the house, & you have to TRY.
this is genuinely sabotage dont listen to this person
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“você nunca me mandou mensagem” e você também não
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white ngas treating nnn like its ramadan
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Your sex change surgery is scheduled for tomorrow at 9 am
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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LordWolfgang retweeted
May you marry someone who’s hobby is watching anime and playing video games
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If my family was killed in this I would want a pound of flesh.
Yesterday in Iowa, a wrong way police chase ended with two innocent people dead after a poorly timed and poorly executed PIT maneuver pit innocent drivers at risk. The Iowa media won't show the moment of impact, even though Iowa DOT doesn't require censorship. But I will.
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People getting real comfortable shitting on KOTM, as if that movie didn't give you the coolest design for king ghidorah
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