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Simon Stapnes

@SStapnes

31 år gammel, utflyttet Egersunder. Lærer og fotballtrener for Varhaug. Mye United, en god del golf.

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Joined January 2015
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Pep will forever be remembered in England for his part in City's cheating. You must be fucking stupid if you really think he had no clue what was going on. Sir Alex will always be the greatest. ❤️

Happy birthday, Sir Alex!

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Eirik Aase@eirikaaseJul 5
Gi Ørjan Håskjold Nyland nøklene til slottet og skift navn på Karl Johans Gate til Erling Braut Haalands gate.
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Joda. Bra å slå Brasil. Men sur bismak med å ikke stille med toppet lag mot Frankrike i gruppespillet. Det vil nok mange være enig i.
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Sigve Kvamme@sigve_kvammeMar 20
Helt korrekt straffe til Bournemouth og rødt kort til Maguire. Og så er det like åpenbart en parodi at Amad ikke får straffe på en like tydelig holding 20 sekunder før Bournemouth fikk 1-1. Men de hadde tross alt fått én straffe fra før, så da utgår visst VAR også.
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Fabian Jalkemo@Jalkemo24 Nov 2025
Everton hemma, underläge 1-0 i minut 80 mot 10 man väljer Ruben Amorim att spela 5-2-3, mina ögon blöder.
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Andreas Sundal
@Sunny_no25 Jun 2025
Vi kunne ikke la sommeren gå uten TourManager, så vi har nå bestemt oss for å kjøre TourManager alene. Vi jobber nå på spreng med å sette opp alt som trengs, og skal være oppe senest mandag 30. juli 16:00, forhåpentligvis før. tourmanager.no
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"I get more mad because of the other games...we need to fight REALLY bad to get out of this situation" Ruben Amorim says that today's result has made him 'really mad' with Man United's previous results across the Premier League 😯
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Even in his exit video, on his way to another club, he refers to MUFC as “us” He’s a fucking red, through and through.
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@ManUtd30 Aug 2024
You've done us proud, Scott. 🎞️❤️ #MUFC
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Paul Gaskell@pgaskell133 Aug 2024
Luke Shaw has played 177 minutes of football in nearly 6 months yet he’s not back in training at United yet, I would have thought he’d have been on the tour surely he’s had enough rest
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Oh my God.. Licha just GETS it doesn’t he?
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Two years. Two trophies. Back him, don’t sack him.
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Ten Hag and Licha 🥹❤️
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utdreport
@utdreport25 May 2024
Marcus in tears at full-time 🥺❤️
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Kampdag 👊🏻 Varhaug 🆚 Viking 🏟️ Varhaug kunstgress ⏰ 18.00
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Kjell Åvendal@avendal672 Apr 2024
Laget uten supportere med brukbar away-following.
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Eirik Aase@eirikaase20 Mar 2024
Endelig lykkes det! Varhaug klar for første runde av NM for første gang siden..ehm..så lenge jeg kan huske. Både Madla og Forus & Gausel har hatt besøk av Viking de siste årene. Dere har derfor bare én jobb, @nff_info. Dere skal sende Viking til Varhaug i første runde
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Sutrete Klopp. Noe av det beste som finnes.
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Adam
@AdamJoseph3 Mar 2024
Nobody seems to be talking about the fact Kyle Walker's leg clips Marcus Rashford. Combined with the pull on his arm, soft or not, that is a foul. VAR again, not fit for purpose. nitter.gq/da4279105557837/status…
Adam (@AdamJoseph) profile pictureAdam
@AdamJoseph3 Mar 2024
Shouldn't they review if Marcus Rashford was fouled in the build up?
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Runar Hansson@runarhansson1 Feb 2024
Trekker det tilbake. Han er en skam.
Runar Hansson (@runarhansson) profile pictureRunar Hansson@runarhansson31 Jan 2024
Mudryk og Madueke er utrolig nok verre enn Antony.
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Al Foran
@ImpressionistAL18 Jan 2024
Apparently, Vidic is the worst defender in Premier league history because he conceded 3 goals against Fernando Torres in 15 games, gave away a peno to Carlton Cole and most importantly, Gabby Agbonlahor called him overrated. Fairly valid, sure fuck the 5 premier league medals and Champions league medal... May aswell forget about him winning the PL player of the year twice aswell? Yeah, chap was absolutely shite wasn't he.
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