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Patrick Stewart's stories from DUNE are pretty great. There's a whole thing about how David Lynch was disappointed when he showed up because ... well, I won't spoil it. And then this, on his first conversation with Sting, is quite funny:
Patrick Stewart was amazing, a bygone sort of actor with working-class ethics and classical aesthetics. One of the most generally beloved men in Hollywood. Could play a nasty villain! Great actor, he will be missed. thebulwark.com/p/patrick-ste…
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Replying to @sparrowincrisis
I wanted to be funny and put like some art of a snake taking notes, but I think this is much funnier
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It doesn't make sense
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Los brasileños han podido hacer el mejor resumen posible de la final del Mundial 😭
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Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in. Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool. Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms. Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel. Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration. Step 6: Blame someone else.
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A 1-year-old in Mississippi was shot and killed by police after a cop opened fire on a vehicle involved in an alleged shoplifting incident at a Walmart. An adult was also critically wounded. A witness says they saw 2 women leaving the store with an infant, Kohen Kartier Wiley, and a box of diapers. Relatives deny that Wiley's mother and aunt were shoplifting, with some saying they had a digital receipt on a phone. This is a national tragedy. The officers knew about Kohen Kartier Wiley being in the car before they opened fire. Firing into a moving vehicle in a crowded parking lot over a non-violent offense is both criminally reckless and completely unjustified. RIP Kohen Kartier Wiley
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🆔Starmer's plans for child-locked devices is a Trojan horse for digital ID "The only way to escape Starmer’s Great British Firewall and get regular internet access is to undergo a digital ID check on the device to register yourself as an adult user. Convenient, perhaps, for a Prime Minister who has failed to get a digital ID system through the front door" - @silkiecarlo
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Become ungovernable
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Human ingenuity never ceases to amaze me.
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Immigration makes Britain brilliant.
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Simon retweeted
10K likes and I'll ask our CEO if we can start selling Curry
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Denmark's Lego Navy Sets Out to Defend Greenland
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new waifu drop 🤖 buy any gg tub get mecha waifu for free 👀
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Even in the 23rd Century, it still works. #KonamiCode #StarTrek #TheWrathOfKhan
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It’s #TittyTuesday 🍈🍈
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