When I just miss the last Little Debbie factory tour of the day and will not be getting a free Swiss Cake Roll

Forgot I have beer

"World's Most Violent Boss" makes me lmfao

Ethan Klein's only crime was wanting to fuck weird looking women. Heh heh, well (doing the "cuff me" gesture) ...Might as well haul me in too

Theme parks should have a "Entrusted Rider" system like TSA Precheck where the operators don't check your restraint because you've been vetted to do that yourself upon boarding

Watching The Great Escape. Honestly being interned in a German POW camp doesn't look too bad. The Germans are strict but fair. Don't think I'd try to escape. It's almost cozy, lol. I'd just take it easy until 1945.

Friday is Latina Night at Kroger

Trying not to draw attention as I collect my belongings and leave the beach since it has a no singles policy after 4pm

I don't care for it

Let me walk to the edge of the waterfall. I can handle it. I'll sign a waiver or whatever you want

Due to recurring anal fissures associated with Long Covid, I am in a high risk group for contracting HIV when getting my butt took

Found a new Toynbee Tile if you even care

Well put,. sir

Think I'll plan on getting hard for my birthday (just an announcement)

When you go through a big flyover interchange and your route doesn't take you over the highest ramp. Didn't want to have a good view anyway😒

When I first heard about drive by shootings it terrified me because I thought a gang just rode around and would shoot whoever they saw first and clipping kids like us just playing in the yard would probably be a highly prized trophy to them

One of the political ads in heavy rotation here starts off with a woman's blood-curdling scream thanks for that 👍

Moooooommm Glandon won't stop calling things performative

Some shit might have popped off

A Win's A Win