NOTSouth West Trainz

Better chance of catching a train from Skelmersdale!

What's all the complaining about, this is better than Southern Rail. Marginally, but still better

This is the normal of the normal service. Running to schedule is just a pipe dream.

Panicked passengers lacking information, lacking trains, lacking patience. Eat, sleep, repeat.

Joy when trains are delayed and you have to watch services run through your station non stop so they can avoid delay fines. CustomerLast

Free WiFi on the station like the train service. No connection

Train delays due to disruptive passengers. Thats not helping to narrow down the idiots from the rest of the commuters

It's counted as a bonus if you get home before you have to leave to go to work again.

All about the sweat on these trains. Stinking feet and body odour is rife

Sat on a train with no aircon, sweating like a pig on a day trip to an abattoir.

When you absolutely totally have to be somewhere on time you can guarantee the train service will make sure you're not.

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Full service soon to be restored as soon as polling stations are closed. No vote for you.

Snotty nosed twats who think they're better than everyone else, walking in the rain then putting their feet on the seats. You know the type!

Taking the left over dinner on the train tomorrow, it'll be the quickest way to reheat it. Lack of air con. #baking

"Will the train be on time?" No, it'll be on rails, never on time! Ever!.

Looking around this carriage I wonder if SWT have missed a trick, perhaps they should offer footstools. Too many feet on seats.

Yes sorry I'm ruining your comfort, sure it's ok for you to put your feet on the seat, yes I realise your shoes are wet and need to dry.

Seriously if you're getting on a train and there's no one behind you, push the close door button. It's not like the carriages are heated.