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A light hearted parody account, trying to raise a smile amongst long-suffering passengers. No offence meant and not targeted at individual, hard working staff

On the train tracks
Joined November 2018
Replying to @SW_unHELPful
Hello, we're sorry for the discomfort you're facing. In June we released the following image to demonstrate our recommended way for those over 5ft 9inch could sit so they can fit into the seats. Feedback has been excellent so far. ^Yolanda
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MEET THE TEAM | This is Colin, he's been a member of the customer service team for 16 years. His hobbies include running, bird watching and travelling. We will be putting your questions to him over the next few days. Any questions for Colin?
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Happy Birthday to Clive. He is one our drivers and has been working from home since March. ^Marge
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Replying to @numptyonloose
Hi Zoe, we previously tweeted about a safety suit (shown below) which some staff my choose to wear. ^Declan
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Our first #ClapForSWR went really well this morning, with staff at Paddington unveiling this banner. We are honoured by this and thank everyone for your appreciation and gestures. Thank You, ^Wayne
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Replying to @Telescuffle
Hi Sam, from tomorrow all guards and staff will be provided with the mask shown below. They're advised to wear it although it is not mandatory. Passengers are also able to purchase one too. Thanks ^Gina
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COVID-19 | All Guards and Staff will be wearing the pictured full facial masks from tomorrow. These will be mandatory for passengers too, and are available for free. Note that a £29.99 fitting charge applies. Thanks ^Donna (Chief Mask Fitter) #ClapForSWR
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#ClapForSWR | In response to customers demanding that we show some appreciation for our work force, we have changed the signage at Clapham Junction (as shown below). This will stay in place for 12 months. ^Pamela (Signage Engineer Apprentice)
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Best wishes to driver Malcolm Phillips who has opted to work from home for the next four weeks. #choochoo
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Finger Condoms now available to all passengers. These are completely free other than the £4.99 fitting fee. Avialable in two sizes; normal finger or fat finger. Stay safe and wrap up. #covıd19 ^Johnny (Team Supervisor)
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COVID-19 UPDATE | From today, all guards and on-board workers will be wearing the protective suits shown below. Please do not be alarmed. Thanks ^Jeremy (Temporary Chief of Virus Containment)
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I have no idea what you mean ...
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Rest easy John, this is a parody account. The only jujitsu we do is on our PlayStations.
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