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Content creator, geopolitics, economics and technology.

Joined November 2022
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"Andika hapo pin location ya sherehe ni toke na ma baddies "
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The goat is finally back, hello people of the internet 😎💪
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People who own Airbnbs, why do you hand over a fully furnished house with items worth KSh 500K+ to someone you barely know? No proper KYC, no emergency contact, nothing just “karibu, the key is under the mat.” 😭 I’ve booked several high-end Airbnbs in different locations off-platform while assessing the risks in that business, and the ease of getting access still shocks me. Forget theft, even if a serious incident happens inside that house, where do you start? Sisi ukikuja kuhire Vitz ya 3K per day, karibu tukuitishe wazazi, chief na class teacher 😂 Airbnb owners, how are you managing this risk? Genuinely asking.
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Tokea baze
Today marks 3 years since I had a taste of alcohol, ni God manze 😁
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Minister of entertainment
The rich ni wenye wanakunywa soda
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Upgrade your home with the Beautiful quality fabric blackout curtain Per meter 1200/= Sheers 600/= Per meter We do site visit We take measurements We do install Free delivery countrywide Contact or WhatsApp 074243 1633
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Pleasing the streets ain't part of the game
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We attack again today no room for setbacks, a brand new day with new opportunities. Good morning my people.
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"Mimi naye siwezi gongewa. I'm above the program"
Mimi naye siwezi gongewa. I'm above the program
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Good morning my people, a new day a new opportunity a new work, have a weekly goal and work towards it.🌞
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Unemployed tuna tegea kuamkia locals mamae
Jamaa wa 9–5 sahii wanaosha Tin ya kubeba Githeri waru kesho wakienda job
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Elon "5m impressions you get monitized" Me: 5m impressions on it Elon: "500k impressions from verified accounts"
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Ndo foreman ame achilia sisi sahii🥲
Replying to @Jemedar18
Watu wa mjengo wametoka ama 😂
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"Attention, question 10 has got correction"
Pale high school during exams mwalimu alikua ana invigilate alikua anakuja karibu na wewe anashout "Read the question and understand" haha.
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Ukulima haitaki uzembe
Kuna Bois nmeguzia good mornings tatu sahii
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A new day a new mindset, go out and stamp the authority the world isn't kind to those who settle for less be ruthless be focused, Good morning my people 🌞
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"Yaani no one wants to sell his or her Twitter?"
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Leo hakuna content pia sehemu hii banah
What are you selling today?
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For you to be happy. You need money and what ? ama for you just money and utakua sawa?
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Yesterday I encountered an eltercation between a matatu tout aka manamba with a passenger. The passenger had gave the makanga fare to which she was expecting change oops balance. The journey continued smoothly till I heard some one grabbing my shoulder from behind,
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As an astute citizen I decided to take heed to the lady's request and acted swiftly by tapping the conductor, luckily he responded. The money in question was 20bob kumbe out of a hundred shillings note. This made me question the State of Kasongo and that of the conductor.
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