#farmgirl back to my roots...boymom x2, farm, hunt, yoga, family
Maryland, USA
Joined September 2009
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When your two toddlers fall asleep to some cranked up @BrantleyGilbert #winning #dirtroads #lullabyesnotnecessary #toddlerlife
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When you have the realization that your homemade meals will never compete with the taste of dog food. #toddlerlife #momwisdom
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When your toddler brings you their poopy diaper...favorite part of my day! Straight up sh*t show!!! #toddlerprobs #thisiswhytheymadedaycares
Things not to ask when going to a Feeder Calf Sale, "Is there a Starbucks there?" #farmlife #cattleauction #coffeeplease
"All I do is laundry, I don't even gym and tan anymore" #quoteofamom #momlife #toddlerproblems #throwback
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When you can't hang on the curves, don't act like a Nascar driver on the straight stretch #countryroadprobs #countrylife #racingisnotforyou
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If anything, my vocabulary has gotten exponentially smaller since having children #stop #no #toddlerlife #parenting
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Can't help but think we're raising our kids right as we cruise down the back roads to Thunderstruck #ac/dc #toddlerlife #countryroads
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Not sure if I need a nap because I am a mom or because I am coming off of my candy corn sugar rush #toodlerprobs #fallissues #candycornplz
"I don't need to look at your poo. You made it, I'm sure it is beautiful." #husbandpoo #reallife #ihave3kids #husbandkid #couplegoals
When your toddler is "cleaning" up the books off his floor because it's nap time #toddlerprobs #struggleisreal #sahmprobs #toddlerlife
Played Trash Jenga this morning, husband was not amused #trashisfull #marriage #couplegoals #reallife
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Each day I understand more why so many SAHM's in the 40's and 50's were closet alcoholics. #ToddlerMom #wahm #toddlerprobs #winethirty
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Then there are the moments when I wonder, "How did jelly get on the mirror?" #toddlerprobs #momlife #boymom
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Guy Martin says skip the registry and get this wedding gift instead. bit.ly/1pFHEEY
Might be taking my Soft Ginger Cookie obsession a bit far...adding pink and green sugar to make… instagram.com/p/BC0n2jKJBPB/
Chicken salad coming right up #niceleg #somebodybringmesomechics #bigchiefswife… instagram.com/p/BCqOfkgJBPW/