just walking home lol #walking #home #lol

tallulah red bikini ig story pic circa.2023

Turkish Delight and Ratatouille are two things i thought would be so much better in my childhood

Israeli Salad is the only good thing to come from those weird ass losers

I used to get drunk to kiss and finger women, now i get drunk and reject reform ideologies to people who already agree with me

classic pub night tonight, i’m actually by myself right now, was offered a lift home, declined it, instant regret as i finish my pravha on my own whilst watching sky news. Gibraltar vs Malta ended 0-0 btw #fixture

One Large Pot of Sex please. Oh add fries and a drink for an extra £2? Go on then 👍

how on earth do snakes actually move

has there ever been a nice supermarket toilet

i hate it when i see Helen Gonzalo has liked my comment on tiktok, i wonder if he really likes them or just wants me to know he’s watching

sick to death of young people who sit on tiktok at full volume around other people, sort of people who always had snot all over their nose and ate their own toenails

when I was 16, I asked a girl if she wanted a nigga who gone pull her hair and also hold a door for her

Thanks Amanda

had a rollover hot dog at 7:30 this morning, cancer by 37 coming my way!

you know you were going to the most boring place in the UK when this fucker rolled up to the school gates

this bitch thinks she’s going to heaven 😭

asked myself if i’ll be hungover tomorrow after 4 beers this evening, concluded i wouldn’t, and then opened my CALENDAR to set my morning alarms.

hungover on the sofa and mums just asked me to go to “the titanic expedition in Farnborough”

Police: “Why are you wearing sunglasses?” Sagdad: “i’m legally blind, like Ray Charles aha” Police: “why are you driving this car!?” Little something i came up with, L+C for a TBH

it feels very french this morning