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Samo πŸ•ŠοΈ

@SageMustafa

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Joined March 2020
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Heard he's a scientist or something 😌
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Relegation is actually on the cards 😭
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The Mirror (@DailyMirror) profile pictureThe Mirror
@DailyMirrorNov 5
Brits who avoid WW3 call-up could face 'shame' and even employment issues mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ww…
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The UK has no conscription and the government has no plans to reintroduce it. The article speculates on hypothetical future scenarios which it states are not currently being contemplated. questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questi… commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-brief… mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/w…
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Hope the club implodes
indykaila News (@indykaila) profile pictureindykaila News
@indykailaOct 14
🚨 BREAKING: CHAOS AT MANCHESTER UNITED Doors are being SLAMMED across the Manchester United offices! πŸ’£β€¨ Shouting echoing through the corridors… staff are telling us the atmosphere is TOXIC. 😀 The Red Devils are in full CRISIS MODE
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YOU GONNA LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS? THEY THINK YOU'RE A BOZO! PROVE THEM WRONG! @HMRCgovuk
Politics Global (@PolitlcsGlobal) profile picturePolitics Global
@PolitlcsGlobalOct 1
πŸš¨πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ NEW: An investigation has found that Manchester City has failed to pay around Β£12 million in tax [@DanNeidle]
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Tears in my eyes, banish City to Azerbaijan 😭😭
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Samo πŸ•ŠοΈ (@SageMustafa) profile pictureSamo πŸ•ŠοΈ@SageMustafaSep 25
GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!! STRIP THEM OF ALL THEIR TITLES AND RELEGATE THEM TO LEAGUE 2!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!! STRIP THEM OF ALL THEIR TITLES AND RELEGATE THEM TO LEAGUE 2!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinSep 25
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.

nytimes.com
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@ChampionsLeagueSep 10
πŸ„β€β™‚οΈ Champions League edition. #UCL
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UEFA Champions League
@ChampionsLeagueSep 10
Air Šeőko 🌟 #UCL
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The largest pediatric amputee population in the world was created by the likes of this genocidal demon. The resistance managed to take his foot. So @adidas chose to make him the face of their company. I hope good people of the world let Adidas know they made a toxic decision to cheer genocide. May it poison their brand forever.
The Resonance (@Partisan_12) profile pictureThe Resonance
@Partisan_12Sep 3
ADIDAS launches β€œSINGLE-SHOE SERVICE" for Israeli soldiers who lost a foot in Gaza. Boycotting is the least we can do.
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Our club delaying signings so the all or nothing documentary looks good... We're not winning a single trophy this season 😭
(fan) Frank πŸ§ πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ (@FrankEra_) profile picture(fan) Frank πŸ§ πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ
@FrankEra_Aug 20
πŸš¨πŸŽ™οΈ | Fabrizio Romano: β€œManchester United signing a left-back is almost GUARANTEED. β€œIt could be 2 more signings AFTER Baleba.” [@FabrizioRomano, YT]
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Mainoo, Rashford, Nkunku...
CentreGoals. (@centregoals) profile pictureCentreGoals.
@centregoalsAug 13
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Christopher Nkunku has been told he is π…πŽπ‘ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 by Ruben Amorim. πŸ‘‹πŸ‡«πŸ‡· [@FabrizioRomano]
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OnsOranje
@OnsOranjeAug 12
We proudly present our new head coach. πŸ‡³πŸ‡±β€¨β€¨Welcome, Xavi HernΓ‘ndez! 🧑 #NothingLikeOranje #Xavi2030
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Kryptonβ€οΈπŸ‘‘ (@Krypton_Kay) profile pictureKryptonβ€οΈπŸ‘‘@Krypton_KayAug 6
Pro clubs is the best mode on FC>>>>>
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"my uncle needs a trim" I'm finished 😭😭😭😭
Toni (@ChelsToni_) profile pictureToni@ChelsToni_Aug 5
He got a guy to pay for his uncles trim I’m dead man😭😭
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Tears they cornered him on live like a rat 😭😭😭
🌬️ (@cfc_dawit) profile picture🌬️@cfc_dawitAug 5
Genuinely how is he trying to control the narrative
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Giving 700 great British pounds to a twitter nigga is natural selection imma be real 😭😭😭😭
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Oi we getting relegated man 😭
π–Šπ–’π–†π–†π–“β€  (@emaanmci) profile pictureπ–Šπ–’π–†π–†π–“β€ @emaanmciJul 31
ngl this is scary. lmao
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I'm rinsing this clip 😭😭
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I can't see kettles the same...
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This is all I see 😭
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