SalmsonVT 💪🐟✝️

Well if totally real, arrested for the various crimes he gloated online about, admitted this was a bit in front of a judge, Andrew Tate said it, then..... Guess the only alpha he is, is the FIRST to go

*takes notes*

Male Vtubing never looked so good~

Fishy Schemes and Aquatic Memes nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/2peOrQqYy…

Gains need no words, only lifts and roars!!!

In the forest, no one can hear you crap yourself

No matter how rough the waters get, I ain't EVER stopping the swim

Happens to me whenever I see a roach

In other news, water is still wet. Ember has been upfront and honest about this since day one, so either Ember is the worst liar in human history (in which case, she and I should play a few hands of poker sometime for no specific reason) OR she has never hid the fact that she uses a voice changer (the poker offer still stands tho). Maybe ya didn't know but that doesn't justify the quick trigger there, ace.

No......no I do not

While fitness training will always yield every benefit of bigger and stronger muscles. It's important to remember, you yield the fruits of what you train for. Big muscles are strong, but muscles trained for maximal strength, or more neurological control will always be stronger.

*Salmson uses flirt, it's SUPER effective* nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1AJEmvgLM…

"Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit Way!" - Master Roshi

Hey man, ya wanna keep losing races, that's on you, chum

The funny part is, chumps who try way too hard to be intimidating are doing it because they are the most scared. Keep calm, and steel your nerve. It is the courageous, not the haughty, who will come out on top

The humans should've won...