Poseidon

// So I feel like it’s time for me to say this again. If you follow me please feel free to send a starter or contact me via DM to plot! That being said, I am very particular about how I RP on Po and will only RP with others who are descriptive or can be descriptive on their~

Jesting. Teasing. I was only teasing!

I assure you I utterly believe you will. Let me also say I much prefer being your chum rather than being made INTO CHUM

The only thing a god fears is another god, and Alice Liddell-Hatter

Oh dear... If Alice truly thought he was going to eat the hare...

THAT IS QUITE READILY APPARENT. ...best nap i've ever had though.

NO, I DON'T! I DON'T MATH THAT'S HEPHAESTUS'S THING! NOT A BIG DEAL? IT IS FOR ME! OH MY GODS THE OCEANS

"Who's that snoring in the corner?" "Oh, that's just Poseidon." "How long has he been here?" "I dunno a few months? We just covered him in a blanket; didn't want to wake him."

I'M IN YOUR HOUSE?!?! I FELL ASLEEP FOR MONTHS IN YOUR HOME AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO WAKE ME?!

BREAK A..? Well If that highly unlikely thing happens I'll be sure to land on the softest thing around then

What do you mean ancient?

If the poor hare is stiff as a board that is taking walking the plank to a whole new level.

Oh come now Alice... As if I would ever truly harm the poor thing. I just wanted to make his tail twitch

I PERFECTED THAT JOB BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN

I suppose the best flirts have are a little threatening and the best threats are a little flirty.

Is that a flirt or a threat? I am not quite sure.