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karl anthony townes van zandt

@SamAsItEverWas

I’ve got a houseboat docked at the Himbo Dome || 2 time Chili Cookoff Champion

 Oklahoma, USA
Joined January 2010
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I walked into the courtroom this morning and a woman in the audience said "he look like Willy Wonka"
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Anyone can put together a trendy one-pot Instagram recipe but the true test of a home cook is whether you can take a bunch of miscellaneous bullshit in your fridge and turn it into a great meal.
Dan (@KettlebellDan) profile pictureDan
@KettlebellDanOct 26
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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This is admittedly one of my blind spots bc I’ve lived within a stones throw of a grocery store for the past 6 years
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Something that the Denver Nuggets will have to figure out to keep their window of contention open is how to make a large chunk of their roster good at basketball.
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I say this as a firm believer that Jokic is the greatest player of of his generation but that front office has done maybe the worst job of building around him of any player of his caliber has ever had to deal with.
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They’ve gotta tack on another three year extension to Venables’ contract after a win like that.
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🎶Pizza don’t cry, you can rely on hot honey🎶
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Go fuckin Pokes, that’s my team baby.
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That turf is calling my name like the Green Goblin mask
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That turf is calling my name like the Green Goblin mask
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Just made my first NIL donation
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FIRE BRENT VENABLES
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Met this dog in the Byron’s parking lot that looked like she just witnessed a tragic death.
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Spent all this time generating these AI graphics when a quick google search would show that Oklahoma hasn’t had an active Sunrise Movement chapter in over four years.
Winter 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙 (@WinterEracer) profile pictureWinter 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
@WinterEracerSep 8
It appears Cyndi Munson (potentially Oklahomas next Governor) is actively involved in the Islamic/communist/marxist takeover movement. I’m sure if I did some more digging I’d continue finding more connections. These 501c non-profits are just smoke screens to deceive the public.
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I worked with a startup chapter in OKC with the idea that I’d be the point of contact if law enforcement showed up at an action and I didn’t have to do anything bc the actions, while noble, were less radical than what I’ve seen from some boomer lib No Kings offshoots.
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I’d be so pissed if I sat on a jury for a weeks long trial with a horrifying set if evidence and testimony only for one dumbass to make the whole thing meaningless by refusing to follow the law.
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This sentiment does not apply in the case of jury nullification, in which I would probably be the one holdout that everyone was mad at.
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Is 30 years old too old to try getting into The Smashing Pumpkins for the first time
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Working hard on a pitch to convince Avery that this Daffy Duck statue would look good in our living room.
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Just remembered when I was a fairly new attorney about to go in front of a judge on a bond hearing and I asked the DA to use a term other than C-SAM because it felt prejudicial that it had my name in it.
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We did not win but we still beat plenty of teams that towed in large trailers using a couple of grills we brought in with a Subaru and a Prius.
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Scenes from the Payne County Fair BBQ competition
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Scenes from the Payne County Fair BBQ competition
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Came into this very cocky but there’s 30 other teams with legit bbq trailers and we’re by far the skinniest team in the field so holding out for a big upset.
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