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Christian otteman sucks at golf

Wrigleyville
Joined March 2012
Spent all my savings on NLDS and NLCS tickets. Accepting venmo donations to buy World Series tickets. Every Rt helps!
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Early candidate for most searched google search of the day
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Don’t tell his wife
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If this isn’t the swing of a 6 idk what is m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPFmA…
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When are my teammates going to score runs for me? I mean 8 scoreless and I can’t even get the win?
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How is this guy still available on day 2?
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Rome was built pick 9
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Congratulations to the 2024 Masters Champion*, Scottie Scheffler.
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Breakfast ball
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I want to know who’s genius idea it was to get rid of kickin ranch @jimmyjohns
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I sometimes forget there are humans on this earth just don’t like sports
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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
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How long until coby changes his avi pic
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Best izzo team ever?
Michigan State basketball fans have a lot to look forward to this season.
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Barney thinks Alabama isn’t a good coaching opportunity for someone to step into. He ranks it fourth in the SEC as most desirable behind Florida, LSU and now Texas (no particular order). And that Auburn will now run the state. He told me to book it so here I am.
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I vow to squat every day Michigan plays football for the rest of my life.
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