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Made a sandwich for Noel Fielding Once

Joined May 2019
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*IMPORTANT* Unfortunately due to the new restrictions in place with the national lockdown, the tennis centre will be closed for all activity from Thursday 5th to December the 2nd. If you need anything from us we’re here to talk to on our social media channels. Stay safe.
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Our own Secretary Ben Harbey is taking on the Longest Day Golf Challenge for Macmillan Cancer Support! - walking over 20 miles in one day, whilst playing 4 rounds of golf (72 holes). Checkout the link to donate to the cause! longestdaygolf.macmillan.org…
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do you ever pull up to your house then accidentally sit in your car for 30 minutes
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There’s no two ways. If you litter, you were dragged up. You’re scum. End of. Walk to the fucking bin, and put your shit in it. And if the bins are full, carry it until you find one.
How does this make you feel ? Bournemouth Beach This morning at 4:30AM after yesterday’s visitors @Bournemouthecho
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Just found out that my dad is an Air condition kind of guy rather than a windows down kind of guy on a hot day and I can’t see him the same now.
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What's your favourite nickname that Ratty calls The Nonce?
I think this is my favourite #AfterLife2 outtake! 😂😂😂
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Day 3 of over eating in lockdown - I have lost sight of any hint of cheekbones ... #QuarentineLife
I may have left uni but I’m still receiving a lecture from my parents every hour or so...
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In dire need of a half term... #unilife
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Did the ol ‘throw the ball’ before the beat drop in a club and accidentally gave my flat mate a swift uppercut to the nose - a nosebleed is a small price to pay to catch the ball tho if u ask me
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Got hit on by two gay guys tonight - one of them cracked me over the head with a bottle when I turned him away. Someone tell me what I’m doing wrong pls
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Me to the kids when they interrupted Brynn. #GavinAndStaceyChristmasSpecial
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no explanation about the fishing trip AND that ending #GavinandStacey
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No grandma I STILL don’t have a Girlfriend...
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Sam Ebdon retweeted
What a hit son. WHAT. A. HIT.
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Sam Ebdon retweeted
AND HE’S DONE ITTTT
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Sober in a club = not fun
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Just cut me some lettuce to have with my meal today. Halfway through eating it I noticed a life fruit fly. After closer inspection the lettuce was riddled with dead fruit flies. Long story short I ate a bunch of dead fruit flies 🤢🤮🤢 #unilife
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This right here is the final straw. We all lived the same childhood, I cannot be convinced otherwise.
wonder how many hours i wasted doing this when i was younger
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