it was really fun to write on this show. the new season comes out aug 4th, which is also my wedding anniversary. please watch king of the hill to celebrate and affirm my marriage

big deal, i have hundreds of messages like that

happy opening day

this one’s back in the news

my mom texted "are u bringing a girl to xmas this year?" just as i was watching a Sasha Vujačić highlight compilation on youtube 🤣🤣🤣 unfortunately my screenshot button is caked in a thick putty so i couldn't document this

my friend Hungry Cody!!! 😂🤣🤣 (inside joke)

🏀 SPORTING is back 🏀 12/1 // 7pm @ElysianTheater featuring: @Senn_Spud @blairsocci X Mayo @zachbdunn @JakeSBender @DylanAdler6 it honestly freaks me out how good this lineup is… elysiantheater.com/events?ev…

micro- "don't go in there"

I'm Still Standing by Elton John spotted

the face of a man getting his head spun right round

magnus carlsen is currently destroying hans niemann in the speed chess championship while listening to flo rida

interesting to see this one in the light of day

i’ve got so many tasks they should call it a THREE-do list

do we have to do this