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Joined August 2011
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The shortest beef in NBA history
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You think you’re having a bad day.. I assure you you aren’t having “admit to your wife and Board of one of the most valuable companies in the world you had an affair with a spy” bad day
Breaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy. nyti.ms/3ViPMAt
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Genuine question but how can you recover from shin splints while still playing in every game
"How many offensive rebounds was it?" Cooper Flagg asked. "Ten," Morez Johnson Jr. said. "Only ten." Shin splints contributed to Johnson getting off to a slower start than he would have liked, but his 13-point, 17-rebound game Friday was by far his best game as a pro. nytimes.com/athletic/7760902…
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Or probably it’s more about being in game shape
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I did not want to see this on the night I was pumped about Morez
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I for one was never skeptical. Nope not at all. Great game. Ball just seemed to find him on the offensive glass. That’s a skill.
Morez Johnson Jr. tonight: 13 points 17 rebounds 2 assists 1 steal 1 block +20 in 23 minutes His story is just beginning 🔥
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Definitely exceeded my expectations. But that Sacramento loss is a real blemish. Kyrie has looked better than I expected. I think something is wrong with Flagg. He doesn’t look as explosive to me. Whiffing on Yaxel could be franchise altering Still early
How do you feel about the Mavs right now through 8 games this season?
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Enough with the C00per>Luka nonsense. Luka would at least have some shame and at least get a double technical to get out of this. This is embarrassing
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Kyrie and PJ vs the Spurs. I don’t like their odds.
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Morez had. Great seal that gave Kyrie a lane to the hoop. For some reason he passed it to C00per
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How did Masai and Dusty whiff so badly.
YAXEL LENDEBORG TONIGHT: 37 POINTS 6 ASSISTS 4 REBOUNDS 13/19 FGM 6/11 3PM YAXEL IS SPECIAL
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<--- also a fan of Dusty May
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I don’t know what’s going to happen the rest of the game or season but I’m ready to retire Dusty Mays sweater into the rafters.
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I’m beginning to wonder why Cooper Flagg doesn’t dunk anymore
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Sorry babe, I can’t spend time with you tonight. I need to watch Luka trash talk Yaxel
LUKA DONČIĆ. ALL-TIME EMIRATES NBA CUP LEADING SCORER. Averaging 32.8 points per game in 13 games, Luka and the Lakers open West Group C vs. the Warriors at 10pm/et on Prime 💫
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Right as the mavericks were getting good again. Nico will pay.
The world ends in two weeks, according to a shocking 1960 study - under horrific circumstances: 'Squeezed to death' trib.al/P0ZNmzZ
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This was a terrible take. I think the Rockets just might be really really good.
In the 4-5 games the Mavs have played since preseason they’ve looked like an actual professional team how many times? Once? I’m sorry but this is embarrassing
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Dude Morez stinks. Unfortunately we have Rez and everyone else doesn’t
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I just don’t see it. He’s not a shot blocker. Can’t shoot. Doesn’t play above the rim. He’s strong I guess.
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Why didn’t Giannis jump?
Cooper Flagg sends the Heat to 0-4. Coop is HIM 😳🔥
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