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20, bi, trans girlie | priv: @samindespair | Iโ€™m an asocial anxiety-ridden neet loser youโ€™ve been warned! | HRT: 11/3/26 | DMs open! | ๐Ÿฉต @LilliePadLeaper ๐Ÿฉต

she/her
Joined March 2026
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need more plushies never enough plushies
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"2 likes isn't a lot" imagine 2 bunnies and they are friends and they're eating lettuce together and frolicking through fields
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I hate looking at myself
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optimistic bunny: despite it all... im hop-ful
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hi elphelt
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[at the abortion clinic] iโ€™ll have what sheโ€™s having
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โ€œneed my pussy fucked but instead i got this stupid ass penisโ€ was one of the realest posts of all time
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One day she will be a great musician ๐ŸŽน
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I have been reminded that, thanks to wrong puberty, I can never go fucking swimming again Thanks a lot testosterone, I used to love the water, yet another thing this wretched poison took away fromme
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This strip is genuinely devastating. Like he knew it was soon and he was accepting it
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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please lord someone hire me
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ur literally hugslop bro ur cuddlebait
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accents are really freaking hot
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WE TURNING EVERY DATA CENTER INTO A FGC LOCAL VENUE
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