@SamJayComic

Comedian,writer,professional devils advocate,liaison of good times... Salute Me or Shoot Me on @hbo! Tom Brady Roast on @netflix! On tour - Tix ⬇️

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Joined December 2008
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@TheTitanBaddieJun 12
It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.
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@SportsCenterJun 11
Timothée Chalamet CANNOT BELIEVE the Knicks pulled off the comeback 😱
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If the cover of the New York Post isn’t this photo with this headline “SACREBLEU IT” then what are we even doing anymore?
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MJ had the Flu Game, Knicks got the Wu Game
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ًًً@GTYARDIEJun 11
you can’t win nothing with a nigga walking around with that nut ass cut
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@BenGolliverJun 11
Spurs’ De’Aaron Fox on attempting the layup late rather than running the clock: “I just thought I’d be able to outrun [Knicks’ OG Anunoby]. That’s it.”
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Trump shows up loss Wu Tang shows up win
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Black people will defend murderers, no matter how wrong they are only because they’re Black.
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Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest St. Patrick’s Day video on the Internet.
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Replying to @SamJayComic
@SamJayComic I was at your 7:30 show tonight in Philly, we met briefly, I mentioned how much I loved you, your work and The Bustdown 😁 You were hilarious tonight (as always) Wishing you continued success & blessings... Til next time
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I saw @SamJayComic last night in Philly at punchline, she is hilarious
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I stand with Magic City.
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Teofimo Lopez got beat so badly that he apologized for slavery.
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@FINALLEVEL9 Apr 2019
I get on Twitter… talk a little shit.. Get off… Back to life...
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Dan Mir
@DanMir_musingsJan 6
Honestly, what is he even on about? He's already done exactly what the Republicans wanted him to do. Always relevant 👇👇👇

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Aaron Rupar
@atruparJan 6
Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on forward, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the Republican legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have the money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
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The new @theprivatetalkpodcast episode is one for the books!!! The talented and hilarious @samjaycomic sat down with yours truly💁🏼‍♀️ Amazing conversation! Go check it out! (Link in bio)
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omoge.@KhloeUmoh4 Nov 2025
‘What will people say?’ is such a funny behavioral heuristic because people will say anything lmao.
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DC catch @SamJayComic at the DC Improv. Great show 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Today’s podcast features @SamJayComic who plays @dcimprov this Friday & Saturday! We discuss her hilarious career, from writing “Black Jeopardy” sketches on @nbcsnl to performing at “The Roast of @TomBrady,” surviving @RobGronkowski spiking a shot glass. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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BEŸ-Z@beyzhive1 Sep 2025
what’s beyoncé’s best career move?
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