football “larper” #bvb #realmadrid

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Don’t ever speak against my king again
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how it feels
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My wife🥹🥹
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jobe played so well today #healings
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Undisputed MOTM. 🏆
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AN INSANE FINISH!
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I know you’re angry jobe but you look good as hell
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jobe was magnificent this is what you get when you (YES YOU NIKO KOVAC) plays him in his right position deadass don't play with me
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And in the end Marcel Sabitzer saved us
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SABI FREE KICK WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
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SABITZERRRRRR!!! HOLY FUCK
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How the fuck was that not a foul
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Oh my goodness jobe
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OH MY FUCKING GOD DORTMUND YOU FUCKING BUMSSS
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AND They fucking scored RYERSON WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
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A fucking penalty bro…. ryerson when I fucking catch you
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Wow what a great first half
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Nmecha you bum what tf was that throw
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Whew jobecarney healings
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DOUBLING OUR LEAD!!!!! CARNEYYYYY!!!!!!
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JOBE ASSIST CARNEY GOALLLLL
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