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Tremendous angst.

East Wittering
Joined October 2011
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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Congrats to Sofia for having the courage to resign and speak out! This is also very important: Staff are scared to speak out about AI safety and its uses in warfare because their employment contracts prohibit them from publicly criticising the company. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmre…
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Oh hey I wrote that
⚡️🌪️ Cloudy with a chance of warp storms. Read Carrion Void for FREE in Sanctum Librarium - our #Warhammer40k ebook anthology, alongside 10 other grimdark tales. 🔗 Download at 40k.coldopenstories.com/anth… or link in bio.
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Arguably no other crime in modern times revealed the extent to which international law is a complete farce.
New aerial footage shows the scale of devastation in Gaza
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👀🔥 “If looks could kill, I would gladly die for the simple delight of experiencing yours resting upon mine.” Read ASPECTUS NECARE POSSUNT in our #Warhammer40k anthology Sanctum Librarium (along with 10 other grimdark tales). Download the #FreeEbook via link in bio 📥
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My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective and that "we should split up" "Good idea", I said, "that way we can cover more ground"
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Kearns retweeted
dolly’s Q&A section at the end of her book… pls she was a gem
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(forgetting the phrase "waxing poetic") dude quit waning gibbous
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Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
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I truly believe this guy is in, like, the bottom tier of intelligence among human beings. like that's an astronomical idiot talking. I don't even think I *know* anyone who is this stupid. he is living proof that making money does not make you smart or interesting.
Love how this intelligent woman obliterated Elon Musk. In fact he has said all those things
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Replying to @AdlerYonatan
DNA or shut the fuck up.
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Chilled weekend to all of you
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*sees that scientists have created a Covid super-vaccine with AI* this is incredible. This is an insane advancement and an opportunity for a marvellous future. *sees a single AI-generated image on social media* we must nuke all the data centres.
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hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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The United States has more than 90,000 dams on its rivers. Many of them no longer generate power, hold back floods, or serve a purpose at all. They just sit there, aging, holding the water back. Take one out, and the ecological recovery can happen breathtakingly fast. In 2024, the largest dam removal in American history finished on the Klamath River, where four dams came down along the Oregon-California line. Within days, Chinook salmon were pushing into water they hadn't reached in generations. By the fall of 2025, they had climbed all the way into the upper basin, spawning in streams that had been sealed off for more than a hundred years. Damon Goodman, a regional director for California Trout, put it plainly: the rivers "seem to come alive almost instantly after dam removal." Maine's Penobscot tells the same story. After two dams came down, the river herring went from a few thousand fish a year into the millions, and with them came back the eagles, ospreys, and otters that live off the run. A dam is one of the few environmental problems you can fix by subtraction. Take the wall away, and the river seems to remember what it was.
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The internet’s favourite Warhammer 40,000 short fiction anthology is BACK ✅ 📕 Volume XVI of Sanctum Librarium is now available, exclusively in ebook form! Discover new authors, new worlds, and new characters, in the grimdark future. Download now: 40k.coldopenstories.com/anth…
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Sanctum Librarium XVI has been released on @ColdOpenStories in E-BOOK format! For the gold standard of #Warhammer #Fanfic, please download and enjoy stories written by moi and other legends! 40k.coldopenstories.com/anth… #warhammercommunity
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🚨 SEVEN New stories have launched from our Original Worlds imprint! Now available at coldopenstories.com they're going to live rent-free in my head for months! Check out all the releases, and leave a comment on which story you'll be checking out first:
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