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Sam

@SamLW24

30 | London | 🏳️‍🌈 | he▪︎him

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Joined August 2014
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I don’t speak German but I can if you like (but I actually do speak German)
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me being 6’2” (physically) but also 5’6” (mentally)
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I just had to move on the train because this man fucking STUNK like doritos ?????
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my therapist said this to me the other day
bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) profile picturebald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 26
when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven... a little phrase i just came up with ❤️
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sparkle land is so fucking funny hahahaha
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one thing that never sat right with me was that I entered that Blue Peter Doctor Who competition when I was like 9 and suggested some kind of werewolf concept (and they ended up having a werewolf episode) but the kid who won suggested this absolute MESS
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Labyrinth at 241? These people don’t know shit
TaylorSwiftPage (@swiftpage13) profile pictureTaylorSwiftPage
@swiftpage13Oct 21
📝@ringer ranked every Taylor Swift's song -Top3: 1. All Too Well 2. You Belong With Me 3. New Romantics -Bottom3: 268. CANCELLED! 269. ME! 270. The Alchemy
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apparently it’s Nobody Talk To Sam day but nobody told me
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‘play with your ass not me’ one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a min
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drinks are so strong in the US that they made my eyes water
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you miss your flight one time and really get everlasting airport anxiety for the rest of your life
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guys I’ve never been to Olive Garden before shall I go
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what’s happening in NYC this weekend
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kelly clarkson when she goes back to that shop: here I am once again
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some malevolent energy on overground trains in London lately… I feel so ill each time I get on one
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do you all ever just randomly go deaf in one ear for like 47 seconds
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have you ever been so high you can taste the fruit in plain chocolate
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‘ten 10’
R (@richardintheuk) profile pictureR@richardintheukOct 3
Dublin is absolutely not in the ten 10 cities in the world.
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wait bc I respect this
Lufthansa (@lufthansa) profile pictureLufthansa
@lufthansaSep 22
Replying to @AQululu66418
We’ve already responded to you numerous times via DM on different social media platforms. The response isn’t going to magically change just because you’re asking the same question on X now. /Flo
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oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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receiving this from a man you’ve never met who lives on the other side of the world >>>>>>>>
A (@seattleiminyou) profile pictureA@seattleiminyouSep 18
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