SamJones

You ever think about how big the banners on the back of the advertising planes must be?

Here’s a challenge: Stop putting stupid challenges on your instagram story. Nobody cares if you can draw a carrot

Goodnight Randolph 💤💤

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Remember when at birthday parties they would cut the 8 slices of pizza into 16ths? Straight bullshit

Nothing more disgusting than that little bowl of candy corn that people leave out all of October that gets all stale and dry. #candycornsucks

Nothing better than a fresh pack of Nike crew socks

Shongum lake is going downhill

The trap bar at the y just isn’t it

Still don’t understand why cherry Dr. Pepper is a thing

No one: @KratochvilMatt :

Just destroyed my grandmother’s toilet. #happymothersday

Nobody: The McNamara’s house:

“Aren’t you gonna walk me upstairs”