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I just watched a lady shut a door on her son’s head and I’ve never had to hold in a laugh so hard.
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I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)
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🚀 #FalconHeavy 🚀
Probably not gonna see anything that cool again.
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The feeling when you're attempting to complete a task on your smartphone, get sidetracked by a notification and completely forget the original task. 💀
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