@SammyTheOG

Voted #1 most Useless Fruity Kickable Lesbian

 Seattle, WA / Richmond, VA
Joined March 2014
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Don’t invite the dolls to your Halloween party unless you want Cunty Northernlion to show up
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Old School RuneScape
@OldSchoolRSJul 31
"It was too big to be called a sword. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron."
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julie (comms open)@genuinelybartJul 21
ween albums as girls ♬⋆⁺₊
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(Naz Dream)@nazdream_Jun 24
high watching old smosh videos muted with ween on
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Brungus
@BrungusTwoMay 27
Good pussy will have you doing the collector role at barbarian assault
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Old School RuneScape
@OldSchoolRSFeb 28
We're making it out of Lumbridge with this one Boss Moosic composed by @JagexSurma
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Will Quinn@willquinnartJan 14
Daily bunny no.3199 orders his usual
A bunny is standing on a stool at a bar. He catches a strawberry milkshake, which is being slid all the way down the bar like a beer. Next to him is another bunny drinking liquor and more conventional bar beverages

ALT A bunny is standing on a stool at a bar. He catches a strawberry milkshake, which is being slid all the way down the bar like a beer. Next to him is another bunny drinking liquor and more conventional bar beverages

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ubaru@ubaruuJan 28
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Custerdome Productions@SteelyFan05Jan 16
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dilbert@ILikeStapler7 Dec 2010
wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano
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あるうらら
@aruurara16 Oct 2025
You just have to pet a cute bunny, don't you?
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Portrait study that turned into Star #SIGNALIS #STAR #Signalisfanart
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Trunks
@TrunksY2KJan 10
two and a half men s1e2 (2003)
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tomie
@tomieinloveJan 8
(Me): so, we create this "virtual memory" to trick processes into thinking they have a contiguous address layout (Medieval peasant): Would not thy abstraction swell the tally of mem'ry lookups? (Me): well, yes. to deal with that we created the "translation lookaside buffer"
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Negative Creep@7Negative_CreepJan 4
ol’ reliable
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ruby🍁🍁🍁@mcwexlerrot29 Dec 2025
if you dont love rhea seehorn as tutorial witch in magic: the gathering (1997) then you dont deserve her as carol sturka
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RunHorseRun@RunHorseRunNSFW24 Dec 2025
Magpie signal #SIGNALIS
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Dean Norris
@deanjnorris17 Dec 2013
clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day
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happy sunday 🎄
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BELLIE! COMMS OPEN!!!@BellieQwQ12 Dec 2025
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nana@b4ekhap2 Dec 2025
Bunny and wolf Yuri
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