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Joined November 2023
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Never Been More Over
SINCE Yโ€™ALL SO EDUCATED, BRING 3 WORDS OUT OF โ€œNOVEMBERโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Players need to be a bit more selfish too sometimes I understand some of them 90% of the time it's all business Unless the club you play for is the club you've supported since childhood
Uli HoeneรŸ' statement on Jamal Musiala: "We're in a dilemma with him. He has an illness that cannot simply be cured, but can be managed to some extent with medication. However, whether he will ever regain the level of performance he once had remains uncertain... He is still receiving his salary, of course. But just imagine if FC Bayern were now to question his contract and say: 'What he is capable of delivering now is no longer what was stipulated in the contract.'" [@br24]
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E do ah He dey expect say the ball go phase through the players
Your man ein free kicks dier no curve o. Straight nkwasiasem
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Idk how they managed to make church wedding the standard tbh When marriage is all about the 2 families ๐Ÿ˜‚
It's the church. The church has demonized most of our traditional practices and still refuses to recognize a traditional wedding as a standard, official marriage. Historically, a real Ghanaian traditional wedding was simple: you find a lady you like, speak with her, and proceed to meet her family to 'knock.' Once accepted, you return with the bride price for her family which traditionally consisted of a few pieces of traditional cloth, local drinks, and a few modest gifts. The ceremony was officiated strictly by the family heads. There was no exchange of rings; libations were poured, the couple was blessed, everyone feasted, and the couple went home as husband and wife. Now, due to cultural assimilation, even our traditional wedding style has been compromised. Brides' families present long lists that include Bibles, rings, and other items that were never meant to be part of the tradition. Even though a family head officiates, pastors are often brought in to preside over the traditional ceremony. The pouring of libation has been demonized, so it is frequently omitted. Even our traditional clothing has been altered to fit Western aesthetics, making every bride look the same. From heavily beaded kente to exaggerated silhouettes and mandatory frontal wigs, traditional style has lost its original character to the point where brides wearing their natural hair or braids are bullied online. To make matters worse, most churches refuse to view a traditional wedding as complete because they cannot profit from it. They insist on a church ceremony presided over by a pastor so the church can collect venue fees alongside the first and second offertories, leaving the couple with whatever remains in the third offertory. Finally, almost everything purchased for the white/church wedding is imported: the gown, tuxedo, shoes, watches, wigs, makeup, rings, decorations, Bibles, and sometimes even the catered food. Even when items are assembled locally, the raw materials are foreign. Until we realize that these borrowed practices export our wealth to foreign markets, couples will continue to go into deep debt just to get married. You can argue all you like but this is the simple truth.
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A baby batman is Lil Wayne
a drunk batman is booze wayne
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Nights be creative ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Replying to @mensahasissues
Batman in Top Gun: Goose Wayne
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Them rob somebody, you say she dey deserve am cus she dey use ein cell Smh
Why will you even be walking and typing? The way she dey walk, what shows she has something important to do? Masa go bed. She deserves it
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A real nigga Acts like he's been here for years and loves the club and his teammates Would go to war for players like him all over the pitch Always looking out for their teammates No wonder Pep loved him
Bernardo Silva is not only smart, but he is INCREDIBLY tenacious. Scampering all over the pitch to solve all sorts of mini-problems in progression. So blessed to have him help the existing batch out with their basics. He makes everyone's lives easier.
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The bad breath Diabolical ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Dad is the funniest babysitter
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Ah yes Squidward Famously know for always wanting the best for SpongeBob๐Ÿ˜‚ Half the time he was miserable, it was cus he wasn't successful in sabotaging SpongeBob lmaooo
Replying to @masochistmartyr
Spongebob WAS one of Squidward's conditions.
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Lmao You've been hating on him since I got to know you And that was over 4 years ago You never liked him even when he was good After all this while you're "right" cus he's shit now I blame Vini in all these tbh.
This suspension period has been the perfect real-life experiment to expose which narratives on RM Twitter were right and which were complete bullshit. And both the results AND the eye test have vindicated everything we've been saying for a long time. 4/4 wins without him. A
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Rigged The milk given to thw kangaroo was juiced
What fathers do when moms are not looking ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Dumfries isn't a better defender than Trent ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Trent Alexander-Arnold will find it hard to have significant game time this season. The way Mourinho is successfully building his team makes him the 3rd RB since Valverde fits Gรผler better and Dumfries is the one for defensive scenarios.
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Dumfries isn't a better defender than Trent ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Trent Alexander-Arnold will find it hard to have significant game time this season. The way Mourinho is successfully building his team makes him the 3rd RB since Valverde fits Gรผler better and Dumfries is the one for defensive scenarios.
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6 players in the defensive line at the centre of the pitch ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
This is elite wing play vs a low block.
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You're not @kirawontmiss
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Ei boys
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"My name's Jeff"
I WAS GAY WHEN YOU PUNCHED ME
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