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Denmark
Joined February 2018
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Wtf....#kodaisoverparty ses til fede danske Music videoer som der er blevet brugt mange tusind på😣😣 #boycottkoda
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“Baby grind on me” - Samson 2020
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,@Tinder right when i start paying for you service, you GO Down!! I want a free month !
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IF SOMEONE SENDS YOU A LINK, SAYING THAT YOU CAN GET A FREEE COPY OF SHREK 3 BY CLICKING. DONT CLICK!!! ITS A VIRUS THAT PERMANENTLY SETS YOUR KEYBOARD TO CAPS-LOCK... #WTF #HELPME #THISISNTFUNNY
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Nobody’s talking about how @Drake is comparing himself to Michael Jackson, who’s also an accused pedophile🤔🤔🤔 interresting...
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@Samsonblay on Byte retweeted
I haven’t watched @jacksfilms in a hot minute but #YIAY500 is an achievement in comedy and yes, i have an essay written to back me up
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Doing a Giveaway of 10.000 dollars. All you gotta do, is dm me your social security number and your address. Let the odds be in your favor
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" ... Thank you for listening to my TedTalk
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Girl: “so there’s this really cute guy...” Friend: “omg! who is it!” Girl: “I don’t know if I can say...” Friend: “common, what’s his name?” Girl: “No seriously, I’m really not sure how to pronounce his name, it's like X Æ... #XAEA12 #elonmuskbaby @elonmusk
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A 6-year-old kid who doesn't wanna learn to tie his own laces: "So I guess that's it huh? you're not gonna help me tie my shoelaces anymore...well then we'll have to part ways, dad." #daddyissues
Soooo there's this Coronavirus going around..and I'm not saying I'm a scientist or anything, but I've been washing my hands with mayo for the past 7 years now...and I'm still here, I'm alive🤔 #Makesyouthinkdoesntit #Covid_19
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I’m not you entertainment slut. I have feelings too, MOM!
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"Funniest shit I've ever seen" - New York Times
“World War Dads...” so excited for this movie. Ft. @saxby_kevin @byte_app
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