Sam houghton

I just pissed in a bottle like a real OG though. #tekkers #notadropspilt #nopissypantsforme

Been sat on the m6 in standstill traffic for 2 hours and counting. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Unbelievable!!!!! #andnew #UFC194

Crammed in like cattle with another 6 stops worth of ppl to get on, standard @LondonMidland

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Oh shit Amy Schumer is lighting Ronda up!

Another horrible morning standing up on a crammed tiny (late) train, thanks @LondonMidland

Called a guy a doofus on Instagram. +10 Internet Badman points for me.

I must stop buying things, I must stop buying things. On the other hand, I do like buying things?

Check out our interview on @punktastic nitter.gq/punktastic/status/6517…

Saw Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen at the train station last week, this week..the Fucking Chuckle Brothers!

Read the old ball &chain's book today, cracking read!

Courtois y u make my day worse?

Half time kick around, smashed my ankle. #suckstobeme #weekendruiner

Fantasy league is already stressing me out and a ball hasn't been kicked yet!

Happy Football day to one and all! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

Wow! #RondaRousey

Psyched that my Mum and Dad are moving back to Cannock tomorrow, haven't lived near them since I was 18 #family #sundaydinner #nomoreironing

Worth it though!

6 & 1/2 hours of tattooing on my knee today, feel like I've had a beating but it does look the business (or the bees knees) #sorrynotsorry