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Redeemed. Husband to Teeny. Father to Harper & Weezy. But I get paid to work at a summer camp. Hate decorative pillows.

Black Mountain, NC
Joined December 2012
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If you’re under 25 years old and never saw MJ play and are convinced Lebron is the GOAT, tonight is assignment #1 in the most important homework you’ve done in the last month. #education
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Clean or not (I think penalty was probably the right call), this penalty extended the drive by over 5 minutes. Instead of having the ball inside the 15 at the 9:30 mark, it would be under 4:30 before the Vols snapped the ball inside the 15.
This Mike Matthews hit perfectly encompasses today’s game. What a lick this was.
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My takeaway from the 24-team playoffs for CFB: There’s no reason to be part of a conference. If you can afford to be independent, you absolutely should.
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I’m sure the reaction from Braves fans will be totally rational here. 😏
Atlanta Braves outfielder Ronald Acuña Jr. has partnered with Kalshi, making him the first MLB player to venture into prediction markets. Kalshi is also reportedly in talks with MLB for a leaguewide deal. nyti.ms/4y4Z0gX
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Braves fans, already largely split over it, are about to have some intense conversations this offseason around Ronald Acuña and his future in Atlanta. 🤔
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Sam Pineda retweeted
Things you can get at 7-Eleven for a reasonable price: -chewing gum -coke -clutch NLDS pitcher
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Flipping back and forth between the Braves and Vols is like choosing between diarrhea and heartburn.
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My dad drew up more complicated routes on the back of the football in the backyard when I was a kid. 😂
This route from Jeremiah Smith was NASTY 😮‍💨 @OhioStateFB
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Me, ordering the “Chalupa with no lettuce” for the last 20 years, in preparation for this moment.
Shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms and sold at some Taco Bell restaurants has been linked to a multistate outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a source familiar with the investigation said. cnn.it/4vw6aJR
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This Swiss red card feels like the equivalent of a basketball defender trying to take a charge, flopping a little, and then video review basically deciding he was wrong, it was a block, and now your team is going to be punished by playing the rest of the game down a man. Wild!
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Sam Pineda retweeted
Maybe making travel soccer even more expensive will help the US finally get good.
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The forefathers knew what they were doing when they decided baseball would be our national pastime.
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Imagine losing at home in the Round of 16 and not even having college football to look forward to. Mexico must be down bad.
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Balogun can still play if Mike Pence has the courage
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Pochettino should’ve done this immediately after the goal
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The US is elite at soccer. Europeans are discovering refills and ranch dipping sauce. Asians are discovering endless chips and salsa. Haters are down bad.
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Sam Pineda retweeted
Soccer solved flopping before the NBA
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So basically, what I’m picking up on is that we’re an old school Big XII team. Air Raid, baby.
The USMNT has just scored 3 goals against a team that only allowed 6 in WCQ under Alfaro. Their movement is causing all kinds of problems, making Paraguay look pedestrian. I can't stress enough how impressive they are 45 minutes in. #USMNT
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Ok. This kid is special. Credit to @GrahamSutherl20 for calling this performance.
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