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The Secret Sauce

@SamuraiPrimz

🧠 海歌 👩🏽‍💻 Virtual Assistant For Media, Design & Admin Support

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Joined October 2008
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Mood 4 Life.
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I don’t know, Ya’ll. I think I cook better with a little wine in my system.
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🎻 I love when TikTok puts me on to new people.
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Ya’ll. My son is going through some kind of growling phase. 😭🥴
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This man messing up my instacart order is the universe telling me that I should’ve scheduled my time better to go to Publix myself. 😒
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The new season of #TheGildedAge is here!!!!!
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Taylor Poindexter
@engineering_baeOct 30
If you ever find yourself hating me and think you can defeat me, you're sorely mistaken. You may win a battle here and there, but I assure you I will always win the war. My mom will tell you that persistence and sheer will have always been two of my strongest qualities. Quit while you're ahead.
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Sometimes I miss being pregnant but I don’t miss the delivery and recovery part.
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People claim they want closure but in reality they’re living in denial.
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Image from The Secret Sauce (@SamuraiPrimz)
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I need to start going back outside when the sun’s out for real. I’m looking real vampire-ish.
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Men who constantly insert themselves into women’s business?
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Let people think it was their idea if you can get the outcome you wanted.
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Ya'll are really out here referring to people as your work wives/husbands while in a monogamous relationship? Please explain.
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You think bending over backwards makes people respect you? It doesn't. Stand on your boundaries.
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One of my clients didn't realize he was making money on Facebook and Youtube. Like sir. What the hell do you think I do on your behalf?!
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When you work on different teams so you’re stuck bouncing back and forth between Adobe and Canva. 🥴
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Them: “We wish you came back to work…” Me:
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Dear @Canva, Can we please be able to upload and edit videos that are over 1920 x 1080 pixels please?
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I’m trying my hardest not to add this insta360 to my shopping cart.
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