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@SandyLuria
Joined July 2012
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shout out to the awesome and wonderfully talented @gabynicolex for painting me these super sweet @NYRangers shoes!!
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Kirby Carlisle@2010brianwilsonOct 21
The 1 train is so unserious. 18th street. Get a grip
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Evan Siegfried
@evansiegfriedOct 11
Rubio realizing he's the @NYRangers' goalie now
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Devan Costa
@DevanCostaSep 15
Oasis is Islam for white people
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That Guy Rocked MLB
@MLBGuyRockedAug 21
Bernie Williams That guy rocked.
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Logan Reever
@loganreeverJun 26
In Barnes & Noble and the guy at the register asks the lady checking out if she’s a rewards member She says “man I wish” He goes “you can, it’s free.” She just stands there and then goes “no that’s okay”
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Oh No He Didn't 🤯 (@ohnohedidnt24) profile picture
Oh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt24Jun 16
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!
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GL DiVittorio
@gldivittorioJun 14
“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙
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NEW YORK KNICKS
@nyknicksJun 14
for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆
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the trick to catching warmup pucks is to stand next to kids and then simply be taller than them
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the art of puck acquisition
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patrik nemeth is the face of a $2 billion dollar franchise.
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the new york rangers finally figured out that the best way to find success in today's nhl is to have a roster full of crackheads.
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me and my girlfriend watching the knicks win at home while my wife is out of town #NewYorkForever
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clean sheets
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Sean O'Neal@seanoneal14 Sep 2021
I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.
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i would let henrik lundqvist have sex with my wife and then i would just simply dress up as my wife.
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i'm at a music festival in philly and gritty came out and danced with kool & the gang lol
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